Michy⚡️

Student,Footy lover ⚽️,CFC for life 💯

[Michy⚡️ @mic1_michy]

@KingDray94 @suaveman7 God bless you for this take

[~ @CFCdruw]

This one will hurt almost as much as losing out on Michael Olise. Jacquet is an incredible footballer with elite potential, hence why a lot of us were so high on signing him. Now that he plays for Liverpool, suddenly Chelsea supporters are upset he wasn’t signed…

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

I'm slowly turning into the wifeless alcoholic uncle I used to laugh at as a kid

[Chris da genius @Chris_da_genius]

“Broke boys don’t deserve pussy” 🤡 and when you meet the one who can afford 10 pussies, you expect him to settle for just your own 😂.

[Henry Light💪🩸💦 @HenryLight247]

If you think ur girlfriend is not cheating on you. Tell her to unlock her phone and let you go through it for only 10 minutes

Go to her opay transaction history, you will see alerts of money you have never sent her from different men that are sharing your heaven baby with you😂

[Henry Light💪🩸💦 @HenryLight247]

Either your girlfriend has a side guy somewhere or you are the side guy but yet to find out

No woman is fucking only one man
No woman has only one boyfriend
No matter how much she claims love you

[willinill! @willinilli024]

God see waiting dey remain for us to marry🥲

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Nigerian girls dey act like sey dem no see this post😂

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

The way a woman showcases her superiority over you is by threatening you with a breakup and see how you respond.

If you try to talk things with her rather than cut her off immediately, you have failed the shit test and she'll now control the dynamic of the relationship.

The moment a woman threatens you with a breakup just know it's because she already has your replacement.

Ghost her immediately rather than exchanging words with her.

If you have a thousand problems, a bitch should never be one of them.

[Michy⚡️ @mic1_michy]

@Foden47115 @MartinK63466102 @ger4ldx16 @yeetimlitdog2 And when they both took different team to a competition maresca won it and beat the exact same club who eliminated him

[𖣂 @ElsfGs]

i'm broke as hell, but the way I believe in my future, you’d think my account had seven figures

[𝕬sk-᥆𝖿-𝖄𝕭𝕸-𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖑𝖚𝖌🥶🥶 @goldensoulz1]

She'll lie when it benefits her.
She'll love when it serves her.
She'll leave when it suits her.
And she'll return if no better option exists.

[𝟘𝟘sᴀs @fw00sas]

“I sabi book.. if I do yah00 e go easy for me”

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

This is how a man ought to behave but it's unfortunate most men are weak.

You'll hustle for decades to achieve financial success, build a house for yourself, spend millions to marry a broke woman who was raised from a poor home and a non virgin just for her to be raising her voice at you in your house or questioning why you're exploring your other options.

As a man, the only place you have full authority is under your roof. You have more power than even your father. So I will never understand how married men allow their wives disrespect them every now and then.

To keep women in their best behavior, you should be willing to let them go and always remind them that they're replaceable.

These women know where they're coming from and they're aware you have given them a better life than their father ever, so always put them in their place at any slight disrespect.

The only person allowed to check whose phone is the husband. He married a woman, gave her a roof to sleep under, provide and clothe her.

Never tolerate disrespect from any woman.

You ain't her mate. YOU'RE HER KING!

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

You're a billionaire in naira.

More than 90% of your fans are women.

You can afford to give a thousand women 100k each and you won't feel it in your bank account.

So why not start in a small scale by giving free tickets to women? If not international, at least locally to prove how much you love your fellow women since you believe they shouldn't pay for anything, afterall you have the money?

Ok, in order not appear insensitive, why not do just one free concert for Nigerian women to prove you actually mean what you said?

You don't have to spend your money. You just have to show up to a venue for only women and give them a few minutes of your time to entertain them?

Obviously, she won't because she understands business. Despite her billions, she'll rather flush it inside a toilet than help her fellow women but the bed to bed midfielder and bonga fish will say anything online just to appear woke and be praised by her fellow women.

With women, it's all just talk to please their fellow woman. Push come to shove, and you'll realize how selfish they're among themselves.

A nyashless and breastless muscular whore with mouth odor.

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Women underestimate the options a man with money has, he has options for years…..

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

your man has trust issues because you moving like a hoe

[Mkay Lamba @MrMkkay]

When you’re cracking your ex’s friend and she says “no wonder she misses you like crazy” 😭😭😭

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

God abeg add me for lineup, I don too watch my mates ball

[✞ @Layomi_04]

Never force convo, once u notice the dry replies, just come twitter come chill.