Unemployed Pitching Coach

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@BlooperBraves touch grass + fertilize grass + irrigate grass + mow grass + enjoy a nice game of baseball with your friends

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

thank god i’m not br*tish

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@PascalFern26527 @EleanoraStats quick google search confirms she is quite literally a doctor

[adam.tsuris @AdamTsuris]

Somewhere along the way, being wrong about facts was reclassified as "having an opinion," and knowing facts was stigmatized as "having bias." It's a big part of why we're in hell now.

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@Oppchopp @Liv_Agar more

[F1 Pit Crew @F1PitCrew1]

Last year, in Austin, Norris was penalised with a 5-second penalty for overtaking Verstappen off the track. The penalty was 10 seconds, but they gave him 5 because Verstappen had pushed him off the track.

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

What if I killed you?

[Tim @trouble_man90]

I’m not joking when I say the media’s refusal to cover trump’s lack of stamina and general health need to be investigated by Congress. The asymmetric nature of their converge of him vs Biden is not organic, there are larger powers at play.

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@thewheatgerm guy who has great taste

[erin @russconist]

Oliver Bearman screams (2025) Colorized.

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@frogs4girls anna, my friend from Phone

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@dewskiss i have adhd and i am simply enjoying my surroundings Faster 🏃🏻

[Tor Parsons ⍼ @parsons_tor]

All slang that entered popular use in the last 10 years has had the same bizarrely specific origin path: Regional AAVE -> Underground hip-hop -> Online far right -> Online far left -> Widespread use.

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@mostsaneamrican @SHEVANGELION musician

[cess @VARMILT0N]

gang imma be real i do not know how many forza ferraris i got left in me

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@chachamyeon my knees sound like pop rocks

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@hexinaswag mix equal parts oats, powdered milk, peanut butter and honey. a little chocolate powder for flavor. let set in the fridge and cut into bars. a big one is like 500+ cal. (yes this recipe came from a bodybuilder)

[kie @criminalplaza]

it actually drives me insane how if any other president in american history acted/spoke this way they would immediately be taken out of office and shamed into oblivion

[Matt Yocum @MattYocum]

This is why Monaco isn't a good race anymore. Go back to the smaller cars.

[Unemployed Pitching Coach @mic_burke_]

@Lizzie_Baseball Yankees fans make the AL east hell