Thereโs like 8 planets in the microwave so your girl is a cranky biatchโฆ so what does my man do? The most.. trip to Hawaii booked, flowers to my office, and my Amazon cart paid forโฆ. QUIT SETTLING BITCHES. ๐ค
Because obviously twitter is the only appropriate place to comment on this, but my ex just randomly texted me and let me know โhe never physically cheated on meโ ๐๐๐๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ excuse me sir? So I can only assume he non physically cheated on me.. whatever the fuck that is ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐
Wellโฆ. In another strange string of twisted eventsโฆ there is a little human running around that is half me and half a dude I canโt fucking standโฆ lol I saw this going differently in 2016 ๐ but sheโs really cool ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
"A year ago I thought this to be true. Now I know it to be true. There is not a better place in all of college athletics than right here in Knoxville, Tennessee."
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