Micaelan Jade

All you other Micaelan’s are just imitating ♛

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Is it just me or does y’all minds also sometimes randomly sing “6789998212” or y’all normal🙃

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Damn some of y’all my age even got married twice,swear someone stole my turn 🥲

[BOITS 🌻 @boits_diale]

When you're understanding men think you're stupid.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I really hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Now EVERYONE AND THEIR GRAND DADDY “forever I’m that girl” lmfao since when?last week when the song done dropped?🤨🤣😂

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Me after giving people advice:I mean take it or leave it,cos what do I know 💀😂😂

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

So basically in S.A you’re “lucky” to be raped by 1 man!?My beloved country is a hell hole lead by satan’s own people 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

GOD IS LOVE,so I’m confused as to why some of y’all think love can ONLY be heterosexual🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Ain’t never felt grown until I wore a pointy anklet boot with a bootleg pants 🥺🤣

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

So as a kid apparently I’d always want ice-cream when I heard the ice-cream truck… so my sweet grandma decided to tell me they done sell drugs with the ice-cream and that’s why we couldn’t buy any 😩😩😩

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Me pregnant would be a mess!
I already cry for NO REASON AT ALL!!
Currently sobbing bc my bf is soooo cute…I hope he reaches his dreams 🤞🏼🥺❤️‍🔥

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Officer:You packing?
Me: You don’t see this bomb a$$ and rack then?🤨

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Literally tempted to build an electricity plant with my oka coals🙃

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Me:Dzamn what a girl gotta do to get some flowers
My brain:Dzie🙃💀

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

@MondreVelensky 🥺🤣

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Ain’t no waaaayyy I’m turning 26 this year….must be a Mandela effect for sure🤨🤞🏼

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

When people say my body go crazy
l say you should see my personalities pal 🤪👅

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

Me:Oh so this house is just 7.5 mil more than my budget of R7500.Chump change if you ask me,where do I sign?!🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[Micaelan Jade @micaelanjade]

You KNOW your ass phat when everything you sit on squeak🥴💅🏼😂