Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰

Baptizatus sum | Μακάριοι οἱ πραεῖς | {Still now, you believe in me somehow}

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

Just use a watch bro

[matargashti-pilled 🇵🇸 @dilrhubarb]

I'm so tired of lateness being viewed as a moral failing. I've been shamed for it my whole life because it's framed as "disrespect" (and no, it hasn't helped me be more punctual) and if I lost out on a major life opportunity because of it I don't think I could have ever recovered

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

Bold of you to assume any Republican Senator will actually make a consequential stand against Trump

[Eleanor Mueller @Eleanor_Mueller]

To be clear: Trump has no leverage here. If he doesn’t sign the housing bill within 10 days, it becomes law automatically. If, before then, he vetoes, Congress has the votes to override.

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

Every state poll lately: Democrats +6. Blue wave incoming. 51/49 Democrat Senate is possible.

Every national poll lately:
Democrats +0.2. They likely won't even win the House. 60/40 Republican Senate incoming.

[Carolina Forward @ForwardCarolina]

Boom - big new @CatawbaCollege poll of North Carolina likely voters out today.

US SENATE:
🔵@roycoopernc: 48%
🔴@whatleync: 34%
⚪️Other/Undecided: 18%

NC SUPREME COURT:
🔵@anita_earls: 40%
🔴@repsarahstevens: 35%
⚪️Other/Undecided: 25%

NC STATE LEGE GENERIC BALLOT: (House/Senate)
🔵Democratic: 44/45%
🔴Republican: 38/37%

TRUMP JOB APPROVAL: -13
STEIN JOB APPROVAL: +26

Fielded June 1-10, 2026. N=905 NC likely voters. MoE=3.8%. Conducted by @YouGov.

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

Unironically this is the definitive map for which states are/aren't landlocked

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

US states with lighthouses

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

Man the writers this season are getting a little heavy handed with the metaphors lately like jeez we get it!!!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Two more ducks have been found dead at Trump's renovated Reflecting Pool.

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

I'm already at the max allowable IQ (100) so why would I pick A. I'd pick B for sure

[Hitchslap @Hitchslap1]

Press button A, you gain 15 IQ points. Press button B, every person in your country gains 15 IQ points.

Which button are you pressing?

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

The "protein in everything" trend has really gotten out of hand

[USDA Forest Service @forestservice]

Ticks can be as small as a poppy seed. There are five ticks in this photo. Can you spot them? Learn more about protecting yourself from ticks when enjoying your national forests and grasslands: https://t.co/k1W5HuH4MX.

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

The President wants you to believe that vandals snuck into an area under 24/7 surveillance and used box cutters to carve a 350-foot-long gash into a pool surface covered by two feet of water. I assume they were wearing invisibility cloaks as no footage of this has been released

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Six people have been arrested, and seven people have been cited, for the damage they did to our Country’s now beautiful Reflecting Pool. The 350 foot gash, made by a very sharp knife or razors, is actually numerous slashes over a very long 350 foot length. It was purposefully and criminally done, and somebody had to work very hard, probably in the dark of night, to create such a condition. Likewise, the small area at the bottom of the Pool was cut and powerfully lifted off the surface leaving very jagged, uneven edges. The large areas of grass are being replaced. In any event, even prior to fixing those areas, the Reflecting Pool is as beautiful as it can be. We will drain some of the water, either immediately before or after the Fourth of July, to do the permanent repair. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

@p0kekira bird_pictures

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

@hwurmp He do be creepin alright

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

@evilrelaysp0rt This one clocks me with like a single question because I call a drinking fountain a "bubbler" lol

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

You have a month long vacation on Pitcairn Island this summer. You can’t leave the zone you pick. Where are you going?

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

@evilrelaysp0rt Setting a goal to bird in all of Delaware's counties (all 3 of them)

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

Guy who picks B because he really loves Gary, Indiana

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You have a month long vacation in the Midwest this summer. You can’t leave the zone you pick. Where are you going?

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

@TRiiNA__ Yes

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

@ProjectStrider

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

@birdmoder Depends on where you go. Some grocery stores might have the really good stuff, but if you want guaranteed top-shelf I would find a local cheese maker and get some fresh cheese curds

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

@bdquinn @ScottJenningsKY It's so crazy how that 31% figure is consistently the bedrock of his support. He truly is incapable of going any lower than that

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

Just got a peek at an advance copy of the DSM-6 and they're classifying Being Able to ID Gulls as a mental disorder

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

FWIW I'm at 9 so far apparently

[Micah ☧ |-/ 𓅰 @micah_fsf]

I want to set a goal to go birding in every Wisconsin county by the time I reach a certain age but I have no idea what would be a realistic timeframe for me. 35? 40? 75? Death?