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backyard baby. #nalgalicious. geto & gojo broship acct (she/her)

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@LoLamperouge No I don’t!! It’s always a man! Stg

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if I ask a bitch (man) where they got their shirt & they reply “online” again, ima have to beat their ass fr

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I h8 when I follow asleep listening to my audiobook omg 😡

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@EveryTaye Baby you never heard konohamaru name dropping ass call him uncle asuma??? 😭🤣🤣

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Had to throw it back w my Tubi & rollitos in this bihh

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she CLEARED her😭

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heiiii twitter biiiiiiiiiitch!

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Nobody:
Me: PENELOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I’ve read nine books this month and listened to four audiobooks. I feel like I still have time to read one more to make it ten read and if I finish my current audiobook I’ll have five 🥸

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Why did this nigga have my kid singing Rochy at 7a 😭😭

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Isn’t the point of the safe haven law to be able to safely leave an *unwanted* child with the authorities relatively “responsibly?”

Bc why do they be trying to find the parents that dropped them off? 😭

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@qveenCay_D 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Checking my doctor’s post-visit notes and she wrote down that I’m depressed 💀💀💀 I’m like dang lady I thought we were just having a convo

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The ladies in the salons in the DR just drag you unprovoked 😭 she talm bout my ends are horrible but I am here for BRAIDS ma’am! Mind your bidness 🤣🤣

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Collin crying, throwing up, and punching the air watching Penelope talk to lord Debling 😭😭

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Me to my kid when I get her up: buenos días Ynés!! Como dormiste?

Her, immediately: leche.

Like ok damn pushy 😭 say hi first

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@baihiggi I hate the concept of the “for you” page being on twitter too 😭 and yeah the corn bots are OC af!!

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Left twitter for a few months post party and came back to it being X.. which is high key confusing. I feel like I’m going through the initial confusion of twitter phase again 😭 it’s not fair!

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@lucyynotliu You tryna see Mufasa get mirked in 4k?! That’s craaasazy 😭