Micah Shaffer

[Em$ @frogofchristmas]

Temecula has lost 3 people to drink driving THIS WEEK.

CALL AN UBER.
CALL A FRIEND.
DONT TAKE SOMEONES LIFE.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

That first time feeling! 🕺

The @LibertyMBB Flames are fired up after their first ever #MarchMadness W!

[Liberty Baseball @LibertyBaseball]

HERE'S YOUR @sportscenter #SCtop10 #1 PLAY!! 🔥🔥 #RiseWithUs

[Sofia Isabella✨ @Sofiaa_Isabella]

*me complaining about my Apple Watch always reminding me to breathe even though I don’t need the reminder*

Micah: “you know what, at least something cares about you”

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

“how do you sleep at night knowing you’re going to be single again this valentines day?”

me:

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

While Democrats are currently arguing in favor of late-term abortions if the baby has an “abnormality,” John Franklin Stephens makes a powerful argument against that:

“See me as a human being, not a birth defect.”

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

We gotta save giraffes from extinction man 😩

[jenna | ia bc school @borhapqueen]

*don’t stop me now comes on*

every cell in my body:

[Ⓜ️ @DoubleHSpanky]

How im walking in on thanksgiving to get my plate https://t.co/kRVUsc6H9M

[Sarah Gibson @sarahhh_22]

one exam away from majoring in being a stay at home mom

[ʎddɐɹɔS @SCoobyDRew___]

When your mom show you what's on her plate at home. And you inna dorm dying

[ؘ @Luoufei]

if my future husband and daughter aren’t like this. im finding a new husband. https://t.co/2cVQbOaMWa

[Jenna Jagow @JennaJagow]

High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone

College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes

[ᏇᎥᏝᏝ @SLS_Will]

Me when I get home after going to two lectures