Banerjee V1 Sandilya

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[do'o kappa @viprabuddhi]

Most of you people will shit your pants if you have to live with Orthodox Bengali Hindu families like mine

These are the rules in my home:
> Showering every time you take a shit, we keep separate wear to go take a shit

> There are literally separate mugs for showering and taking a shit

> Bengalis keep separate utensils for "amish" and "niramish". Utensils which are used to cook even onions and masoor dal cannot be used to cook niramish

> There are older generations who consider chicken (and its eggs) as asaucha even if they consume mutton

> Also, if any non-Hindu consumes water from a glass, we have to splash Gangajal on it to purify it

>No leftover is allowed on days of Shaucha

> If you haven't washed your hands and mouth after eating, then touch any food, it becomes "aeto", meaning impure. It cannot be mixed in with other food or they become aeto as well

> You cannot enter the kitchen to cook without taking shower and changing into fresh clothes

> If you take a haircut, you have to take shower before entering the premises of the home because you become asaucha

> When a woman makes bhoga, her saree cannot touch the floor or the food cannot be offered to the gods

> Also, there is no concept of sargi among Bengali Hindus. Vrat is ideally nirjala (or water can be consumed at max)

> Once vrat ends, you can only consume sattvic food and not go down on 1kg carb/fat heavy BS like vrat pizza

> Bengalis also have a concept called "heri". If you cook fish or mutton and a drop of masala/water splashes on you, you have to take shower

> The concept of cross contamination is an extremely important thing in Bengali homes.

> Milk and salt cannot touch each other, hence Bengal has a culture of dairy based desserts but no paneer dishes

> You have separate clothes for sleeping and work, you cannot wear the same dress you went out in and sleep in the same thing

> Post travel, you have to take a shower immediately because you become asaucha

And the thing is that Bengali non-UCs (like mine) are far more likely to be orthodox when it comes to these things than even urban UCs in Kolkata

The thing is that I would actually prefer to follow these, but it's not possible in North India where people aren't that keen on rules of shaucha

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

btw same couple, makeup is the biggest scam of the century pulled on men by women

[Banerjee V1 Sandilya @micahbellingham]

@Tanzero168422

[Banerjee V1 Sandilya @micahbellingham]

Looking strictly at the G25 run (n=20), the Steppe distribution tells a clear story about multi-wave settlement and strict endogamy:
Peaks as high as 30.6% (exceeding many Gangetic Brahmin samples).
Low end dips to 17.2% (matching higher end of SIBs).
IVC holds strong at 47.8%.

[Banerjee V1 Sandilya @micahbellingham]

Was the "Adisura & 5 Kannauj Brahmins" story just a myth?
Yes and No both, King Adisura inviting 5 Brahmins is a medieval origin myth(maybe). But the idea that Kulin lineages are fictional is equally wrong.
11th–12th-century epigraphy reveals what actually happened: 🧵👇

[Amir Mahajne @72DEnjoyer]

False flag by Indian muslims to gain sympathy.

[Banerjee V1 Sandilya @micahbellingham]

👇🏼

[Shivamxc686 @shivamxc686]

All Northern Brahmans are One Quom
Can't say About Behari Bengalis I don't see any difference from Kashmir to Gujrat Atleast
Most contributing Community tho
"Wait a Minute haha I am Gaud Brahman"

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐗𝐗 @UTDMtrx]

“If Bruno can’t find you with a pass, you’re the problem.” 🤡🤡🤡

Ronaldo was making these runs at the World Cup and Bruno kept recycling the ball backwards, but the moment Ronaldo leaves Portugal he suddenly becomes Prime De Bruyne looking for assists.

[SportingZila @sportingzila]

138th ranked India against Brazil 💫

[Sudhanidhi Bandyopadhyay @SudhanidhiB]

People cheated in the Messi Event will be granted free tickets for the upcoming India-Uruguay Match. Separate 22,000 tickets has been kept aside for this

[Footballer Ninja @FootballerNinja]

To the World mocking Ryan Williams for no reason!!🇮🇳⚽🇦🇺

Players worldwide represent countries through family bloodlines he is no different,his mother & grandparents have🇮🇳 roots

He gave up his🇦🇺 citizenship to represent🇮🇳

India doesn’t permit dual citizenship

#IndianFootball

[IFTWC - Indian Football @IFTWC]

Successful dribbles:
India 🇮🇳 13
Brazil 🇧🇷 3

[Akshai @Akayu06430392]

Brother gurpreet 🙏🏼

[Indian Football @IndianFootball]

A tough night in Kolkata.

#INDBRA #BlueTigers #IndianFootball

[Sudhanidhi Bandyopadhyay @SudhanidhiB]

Superb arrangments in place by @IndranilKhan for the India Brazil game. Don't fall for any Social Media hate posts, this are visuals from ground currently. Under the lights, this greens will look absolutely charming.

[चॅडप्रीतDeepdian 🇮🇳🇺🇸 @desichad1]

We got Bengali Andrew Tate now ..eggposing Devi Syndrome in Bengali Wahmen and how its spread in North India all the way to Udta Punjab..

[Daku Incel Singh @nightbeatsdrop]

Not all muslims but always a muslim 🤡.

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Smit Machchhar says I chant Hanuman Chalisa everyday with my son during morning prayers; PM Modi tells temples in India praying for your early recovery.

[Arielipillo @ArielipilloPlus]

‼️ Arturo Vidal sale en defensa de Cristiano Ronaldo:

“Muy feo lo que le hicieron en la selección y muy feo lo del técnico también. A Cristiano hay que cuidarlo, porque es uno de los mejores de la historia”.

[The Nassr Tribune™️ @AlNassrTribune]

🚨 A Powerful speech...

🇵🇹🗣 Miguel Albuquerque (President of the Regional Government of Madeira):

"In 30 years, nobody will know who the coach was, nobody will know who was in charge of the Portuguese national football team, nobody will know who was commentating on the football, and everyone in 30, 40, and 50 years will know who he is. Ronaldo.

That's the difference between greatness and mediocrity."

[Garima🍁 @musicalkittty]

When Shaan saw the bullshit and chose violence. 😭😂🤣😅

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

All hijackers are stupid but the extra stupid ones try to hijack a plane full of 180 Israelis all of whom have gone through some of the best military training the world has to offer & an Indian pilot who thinks honor and karma are bigger than his own life. Get well soon Capt'n 🫡