Micah Fitzgerald

Rebel without a clue.

[Micah Fitzgerald @micahfitzgerald]

Happy birthday to my bro and primary enabler, @cjshaffe! May the beer stay forever cold and the speakers never blow out

[daniel scott mitchell @danielmitchell]

mcmaster-carr?
the free online CAD library?

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

Hey, nobody insults Mayor Brandon Johnson except me! And, maybe the boy!

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

“There are three ways to ultimate success: The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind."-Mr. Rogers

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

“so what, no fuckin ziti now?”

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

half time show recap:

[woke fuk @CheesyCheesy3]

The Eagles and the Buckeyes are proof being insufferable fans is the way. Hoosier fans we have to get worse I’m afraid.

[Robert M. Sandoval @IBT350_Sandoval]

Brought to you by union hands.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me driving to get lettuce bc americans think walkable neighborhoods are "gay"

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

Never realized how much the Chiefs depended on funding from USAID

[eBay jackets & hats @3five9]

@JDVance That song sucks shit

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

eagles 27

chiefs

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I do!

— Think of dress as social language
— Buy less, buy better
— Wear a finishing layer
— Advocate for affordable housing so you can buy cool outfits
— Advocate for universal healthcare so you can wear cool outfits
— Advocate for walkable neighborhoods so ppl can see ur outfit

[Micah Fitzgerald @micahfitzgerald]

WHAT THE FUCK BLUE IVY IS TWELVE??????

[mooser @btownmoose]

say what you will about Lee Harvey Oswald getting popped by Jack Ruby, at least both men had actual jobs

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate - except the billionaire class and those who lick their boots.

And a daily reminder: An immigrant did not steal your wages, take your job, raise the price of eggs, or jack up your rent. A billionaire did all that shit.