micah 🍵

(she/they) 24 | funny girl, pokemon trainer

[micah 🍵 @micahjwolfe]

this is my favorite tweet ever

[ring ding donger @leiagrayi]

bought a vibrator that can connect to spotify and i just wanted you all to know that i think this is how smokin suzie by suzie toot was meant to be listened to

[micah 🍵 @micahjwolfe]

hi baddies, my twt got hacked so like ignore any messages from me tf

[micah 🍵 @micahjwolfe]

Let me get started now

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[Big Kathy @lowbodycount]

it’s kinda unfair that johnny knoxville is always making his friends go full frontal but he won’t do it himself. i’m just looking out for chris and steve-o, not any ulterior motives here from me. i just think everyone should be treated fairly, not that i want to see it.

[dunn's blue toy car @v4mp1r3bit3]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Viva La Bam

[micah 🍵 @micahjwolfe]

work is hard and then i get a bunch of sweet, kind and appreciative guest and i feel okay

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

😔

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

johnny knoxville 6 7

[micah 🍵 @micahjwolfe]

he is perfect to me

[andie ☆ @suburbiabona]

what is wrong with him help

[audra @yaypoopie]

JACKASS best and last is my “The Odyssey” Jeff Tremaine is my Christopher Nolan

[micah 🍵 @micahjwolfe]

i miss my boyfriend

[Brooke !! @tomupilled]

ehren n the rest of the jackass crew

[micah 🍵 @micahjwolfe]

i hate men

[Oso @youvebeen_duped]

Big titty women, have an amazing day!

[viktor @k111vv]

You don’t need drugs when you love a Mexican woman

[micah 🍵 @micahjwolfe]

need him.

[lexi ☠️ liked by steve-o @andytaylorjoy]

everybody has to be cool with what i’m about to say…

[lexi ☠️ liked by steve-o @andytaylorjoy]

peak male attractiveness is knoxville in the anaconda ballpit tbh

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

it always feels like i'm bringing a little too much boob to any given situation

[andie ☆ @suburbiabona]

this is so important to me look at him