HBK Shawn Micah

More than prince of cats

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

@Dingis @googleanalytics Plz, google take this seriously

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

He's performing at the inauguration. https://t.co/YTYOgzWKAa

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

Off to the goodwill and if there's "Cracked Rear View Mirror" by Hootie and the Blowfish, I'm buying the shit out of it

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

"And that's how Joseph Campbell's theory of the monomyth relates to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" ends a convo with my 6 year old nephew

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

Honestly whose idea was it to publish the Bible with so many columns

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

@Dingis were you listening to @joew5000

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Awaken
Arise
Defecate
Labor
Consume the flesh, alcohol & pills
Ignore the pain
Feel your dreams die
Slumber
Repeat
Await death
Enjoy Arbys

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

@selvidge_amanda oh my gosh so honored and Ana is oissed I'm happy two times

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

@selvidge_amanda congrats super happy for you

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

What's stopping us from adding a third "walla" to that city's name

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

@micahlanasa this is the type of non-sensical bullshit you have to deal with if you late to the party

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

Starting to worry we will run out of food-related puns before we run out of food truck

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

An octopus' testicles are on its head.

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

@Dingis @megrowler I wish; she's dreamy

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

I have a question. Besides fishing, are there any other activities where I might get an opportunity to trick fish

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

So old I can stretch my neck

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

@Dingis @hulu HULU PLEASE TAKE THIS AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO WE AWAIT YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE

[HBK Shawn Micah @micahlanasa]

@Dingis @hulu Hulu, plz fix this for @Dingis