Micah Paisner

screenwriting/basketball/cats/micah/poker

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Nicole Kidman at the movies but it came out in 2007

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Working on an OJ biopic that ends when he retires from the NFL in 1979

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@magdalena_waz Been vibe coding for the past 36, not sure where the vibes begin and the coding ends

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@lawstyle @anymanfitness That’s season 4

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This is what everyone is using ChatGPT for, right?

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@lawstyle I do the same. Always the left

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Starting a theory that Windhorst knows way too much about the NBA gambling scandal and the mafia tried to crash his plane

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Happy US Open final

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Where has r/stonerfood been all my life?

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@lawstyle Looking to connect on this. Please DM me soon

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Will Smith will return as Hitch in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

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Adam Sandler

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Why is my man surrounded by Colgate

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“I would never do that in public like that. I don't think that's the time or place to do something like that.”

- Gordon Hayward on LeBron James confronting Stephen A. Smith

(🎥 @RunItBackFDTV )

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@lawstyle Happy valentines!

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At the end of the day I’m just glad Luka and Maxi Kleber get to keep playing together

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Wild things happening every day in the NYT connections comments

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For two years now I’ve been able to say my wife (Borat voice)

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Fun fact I live in the apartment she used to live in

[Variety @Variety]

Eva Longoria does not live in the U.S. and is not coming back.

“I’m privileged. I get to escape and go somewhere. Most Americans aren’t so lucky. They’re going to be stuck in this dystopian country, and my anxiety and sadness is for them.”

As for Trump's election victory: "The shocking part is not that [Trump] won. It’s that a convicted criminal who spews so much hate could hold the highest office.”

Read more here: https://t.co/nFzsoS4EAn