Micah Shalowitz

I’m not superstitious. But I am a little stitious

[jun @junicipal]

ever since i turned 20, someone is always in japan or italy. is it like this forever

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

It’s been eons since I’ve tweeted but just felt like I should let everyone know that we made a real bros of simi valley movie and it’s coming out this summer

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Million dollars or dinner with Zoboomafoo 🤔

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

perfect location for a chili’s booth

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

that souvenir cup you got at a minor league baseball game 3 years ago that you almost exclusively drink tap water out of

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

how hard i’m praying on the dodgers’ downfall

[B1G c🅿️eezus @tha_real_cp]

Going Ohtani mode at the bar tonight
(Deferring payment on my drinks until 2032)

[🗽🍻💍 @Light_2610]

Travis Kelce's influence is insane

[#SurvivingJohnLynch🇭🇹🇮🇷🇲🇦🇸🇦🇹🇷 @SadNinersFan]

Deebo Samuel called they secondary ass, put on black forces pre game and scored 3 TDs LMAOOOOO

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Ppl forget that Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i feel like i got ran over by a truck lmao happy new year

[Micah Shalowitz @micahshalowitz]

@b_how5 https://t.co/nSojQx0HzJ

[Ryan DiPentima @Ryan_DiPentima]

@mumugobbi @Kofie @wojespn If KD won with the Kings it’d count as like 10 rings.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🎉🇺🇸 ꜱᴀɴ ꜰʀᴀɴᴄɪꜱᴄᴏ ʙᴀʏ ᴀʀᴇᴀ 🇺🇸🎉

San Francisco Bay Area is confirmed as a #FIFAWorldCup 2026 Host City! 🙌

#HostCity2026

[Micah Shalowitz @micahshalowitz]

10 out of 10 experts agree: fuck Dillon Brooks

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Chilis is one the best things our country has done.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Fuck young sheldon get that nerd of my TV

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

He's baaaaack.

Retweet & send #KlayThompson to #NBAAllStar

[Micah Shalowitz @micahshalowitz]

I hate how my brain is still programmed to think that a footlong is $5. Nowadays you get one and shits like 12.80 plus tax