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[⸘ @micahvalerio]

.death card.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

*narrator voice*

"little did he know,
that what was next...
was the same thing...
again."

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

i was so ready for the election to be over so i could stop hearing about biden vs trump. now im ready for inauguration so i can stop hearing about the election... wonder whats gonna be next in this shit show.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

just wanted to pop in to say, your vote doesnt matter and we're fucked either way...

[polyphia @polyphia]

Chimera Guitar Playthrough

https://t.co/W9DuF55KFw

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

gold.

[Teo @TeosGame]

it's time to bring this back to your timeline once again

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

to whom it may concern:
not everything is about you.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

@wackscreenname how much that cost you?.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

40% of the garage scraped and only the whole house left... ima be big swole by the end of this...

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

@wackscreenname yea thats what i been doin. comes off with one pass...

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

if yall all nauseous about the dahmer show, wait till they make one about ed gein...

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

ive never in my life heard anything this sexy.... ive listened to it at least 50 times in the last day.

[polyphia @polyphia]

Thank you for 1 million views in 1 day 🖤

https://t.co/qpyOSlDbn1

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

in april 2020 my work started requiring masks on site, they finally just said friday that we can stop wearing them...
i remember thinkin masks would only last like 2 months tops smh.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

most stressful month of my life,
but it about to be worth it...

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

social media has turned into people making everything that happens in the world about them and/or turning everything political, and i aint about that so i ghosted...

I just wanna make dick jokes bruh.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

oh yeahhh.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

@lilbigbzz may or may not be already doing that.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

my apartment rent stayed the same for 2 years, then went up $200/month last year, and going up another $200/month next year...

naw im good.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

just wanted everyone to know, im 33 years old and finally grew into Medium sized shirts...
thanks to everyone that believed in me.

[⸘ @micahvalerio]

@sonofhamm @MYSTIC7 @trnrtips @JTGily @Jak3Marti3ny @TheKruseShipYT i added you!.