Father Maricon

Prophet ass motherfucker they/he

[Father Maricon @micahvargas]

I thought it was important to share: I was born @ 1:12pm. That’s 1312. I was born at ACAB o’clock. It’s been fuck cops since birth.

[Father Maricon @micahvargas]

@OldSpice @Dove @Degree @Rightguard And now I have no deodorant to wear because all of these companies decided that they’re only gonna make white deodorants that make me break out.

[Father Maricon @micahvargas]

@OldSpice you guys stopped making antiperspirant that I can wear- and as someone who had been wearing your deo for the last 20 years that’s really disappointing. Anyone have any good deodorant recommendations? A roll on gel with aluminum.

[Father Maricon @micahvargas]

Also apparently it’s not just @OldSpice it’s @Dove @Degree @rightguard apparently no aluminum is the cool new thing. Fuck that. No wonder people smell.

[Father Maricon @micahvargas]

@PtownOG069 @NYCMayor Freedom of religion?

[Father Maricon @micahvargas]

Fuck you and your ugly ass boyfriend. That’s why you regularly cheat on him.

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stress this enough - boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Father Maricon @micahvargas]

@MikeJohnson I hate listening to you lie about your sexuality. I hate listening to you lie about this country. One day God will judge you. But today I’m gonna judge you for those stupid little glasses that don’t fit your face. You look dumb as the hate you spew.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This wasn’t spraying its ass. That orange thing is the intake fan. This could easily kill someone. You’re putting them in a sealed plastic bag with only pepper spray to breathe.

@ICEgov is a violent fascist paramilitary no different from the SA or the Gestapo.

[Oliver Weilein, Iowa City Councilor @Ollie_XVX]

ICE murdered someone and lied about

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Why is 'the most transparent administration in history' stopping all the reports?

[St. Louis Starbucks Workers United @SBWUStLouis]

We still can’t write the word “Union” on cups, just so we’re all clear what Starbucks is really advocating for here

[Bleeding Heartland @LauraRBelin]

Inexcusable error. It's far too late to correct the mistaken impression millions of people received yesterday.
People should lose their jobs for a mistake like this.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Hey @NancyMace, I think you should apologize

[rue @ruesbug]

for the record a highschool shooting happened at the same time charlie was shot and no one is going to talk about it because it isn’t their “breaking headline”

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Hoping this reaches @realDonaldTrump. I saw your confirmation that Charlie Kirk, someone who you loved, has died. During your first term, someone I loved, was murdered. My daughter Jaime was killed in the Parkland shooting. I had hoped to work with your administration then to reduce gun violence. I am sorry for your loss today. I would still love to work with you to stop the next one.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Lmaoo I did not expect her to go this hard

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

we need to bring back elitism in media criticism again. people should feel ashamed if they think this is good. they should be embarrassed to go out in public.