Mic

an avid tweet deleter

[crestfallen janmark @edmonton_eulers]

Dads were so right when they invented standing in front of the tv to watch the big game

[michelle @lcveslayla]

anyways i cant wait for the funny story movie to drop and ppl realize how ridiculous they look criticizing poppyalex after seeing what peter and petra do to daphnemiles

[farida ⋆˙⟡ is obsessed with farrow @farrowlover]

-Nora finally becomes an editor after years of thinking she couldn’t follow her dream
-Poppy quits R&R because she realised she wasn’t happy after she made her hobby her career
-Harriet quit a job that was making her miserable and only pursued to please her parents

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 ⧉ @JoroJrn]

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

first night of daylight saving time and i’ve had enough. i’ve had enough. we saved enough daylight in years past. we have to put it back where it was i can’t do this

[lucía ౨ৎ @eyretartt]

no need for a halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid 20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

I for one am shocked that NBA employees are gambling. How did they get sucked into that kind of activity?

I really hope they address this on the FanDuel Pregame show sponsored by bet365, right before the big game at DraftKings arena

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

[natalie :) @natalieaervin1]

@caitalopram olivia dean is like a real life disney princess, her music does to me what i imagine snow white singing does to a little bird. i feel drawn to her.. she is truly the next big thing and i do NOT say that lightly. sombr is if that evil guy you met at 19 accidentally became famous

[kage @sukikage_]

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

In college we'd binge drink for 3 consecutive nights then get 32 oz iced coffees from dunkin' donuts Sunday morning and lock in for 10+ hours of studying. It's not that hard!

[🫀BGK the great @frombretoyou]

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big

[Mic @micailaforte]

been on a mission to find myself again & started by signing up for ballet classes. we’re so back baby

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[jude @wishfu1l]

no like you guys dont get it REAL classic romcoms are about to be revived this is huge and very serious

[Nickolas🔞 @ComplexNickolas]

The lion concerns himself with many things

The lion has a generalized anxiety disorder