Micayla Sewell

Birth Doula. McMaster University Alumni. Nature lover.

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Dad searching through mom’s purse
“Every pack of gum in here is empty...”
Throws the purse across the car
“This purse sucks!”

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Girl’s insta caption-
*Spread love and light ✌🏻 Everybody love everybody 🙏🏻🌎*
Girl’s Facebook comment-
“Ew have you seen her eyebrows, does she own tweezers!”

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Someone better make a GIF of that smile when Garrett got the rose so I can watch it over and over tomorrow 😍😍😍 #dangggg

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Any man that shows up with a fully stocked mom van, teaches me to fly fish, smiles like that AND looks that good in a suit is a yes for me #rosesforGarrett

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Not saying I told everyone in this room Garrett would get it but... I SAID HE WOULD! #mypick #firstimpressionrose

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You will never find a greater look of satisfaction than a middle aged man in cargo shorts staring at his lawn.

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Hiker got out of the backyard today for the first time. Scared as hell started wildly looking for him. Found him lying down... in the front yard. Woah wild explorer!You crazy kid!

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It’s still amazes me that they found an actress that looks exactly like Hilary Duff to play Isabella Parigi. Wonder what she’s up to now?!

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Bradbury- “do they have an international men’s day?”
Kim- “ya, it’s called the Super Bowl”

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Drinking game:
Every time someone on #bachelorcanada says "sorry" take a drink.

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Does anyone else feel like the sh*t talk and gossip on #bachelorcanada is actually kinda nice 😂 #sorryeh

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Is it too late to become a contestant on Bachelor Canada?...

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Typical.

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Best part of watching comedy shows is listening to dad laugh, it makes me laugh so much more!

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You know you are an adult when it's your morning off and you still wake up at 6 🙈 but I get so much done in a day!!!

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Sav- I wish I could watch the eclipse
Me- watch it in 2024
Sav- I don't want to wait 40 years!
... come on sav... #notamathwiz

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Shania- so I got a gold star today
Savannah- you deserve the whole sticker book!
Love the love in our family

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"I walked past her eyelashes for two days" #bachelorette