Michael Brander

I'm not as awesome as this song makes out... i'm better

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@James_Buckley I think that film you did with Shia labeouf is on Sky now. Be honest... Is it worth a watch or a complete sack of arse?

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

Spent the weekend @RockinghamUK for my first ever @BTCC_ experience. Awesome. Same time next year @Amery1985?

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@3mobiledeals none of my texts are sending. Signal is fine and calls are working. Thoughts?

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@Char_brander https://t.co/9pPuyBF914

[Louis Van Gaal @BossVanGaal]

Spurs home kit for next season. A seat belt incorporated for when their season crashes.

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

Nice guys finish last

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@chhcalling enough if this politics malarky, bring back the terrible jokes

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@LondonMidland Okey doke. Cheers

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@LondonMidland do I not need a ticket to get through the barriers at euston?

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@LondonMidland just got on the 10:08 long buckby to euston. Long buckby ticket machine out of order. If I can't buy on train what do I do?

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Fifa scandal: Blatter isn't arrested but is guilty of crimes against soul of the game. Column from 2014: http://t.co/Y3civ089SZ #fifa

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@snapchatsupport shit. That's why you work in customer services and I don't!

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@snapchatsupport this message randomly appeared for the first time... What do I do?

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@jfernando7890 @Eireinthecity 10 minutes? I think we all know that's ambitious jon boy

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@Eireinthecity @jfernando7890 let us know if she's as dirty in bed as I'm picturing her to be

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@Char_brander #itsokwe'vegotcheesecake

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@themichaelowen @JOE_FREER better than the Özil destroyer Raheem sterling eh Michael?

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@TheLadBible

[Joe Titley @JoeyTitley]

And on that bombshell...

[Michael Brander @micbrander]

@Shezzy_85 that looks fucking horrible