michaela rae

[michaela rae @miccraee]

I need to quit buying things for myself, but I can’t because I deserve the world :///

[michaela rae @miccraee]

Am I actually hungry or do I just WFH and have unlimited access to my kitchen?

[michaela rae @miccraee]

@videotoad The only time I’ve ever parallel parked in my life was for my test 🤣

[michaela rae @miccraee]

Driving in downtown Dallas earlier and started smiling because 16 year old me stress cried driving to the Anchorage airport LOL and now I’ve driven through almost any big city you can think of, during rush hour 👏🏼 Don’t ask me about my parallel parking though 😳

[michaela rae @miccraee]

Me, lactose intolerant, eating ice cream “this flavor is worth the toilet time later.” My friend’s boyfriend “if my gf ever said that I wouldn’t like her anymore.” #reasonsimsingle

[michaela rae @miccraee]

Was eating popcorn while driving to @jimmyjohns earlier and now hours later I touch my cleavage and realize there was a piece of popcorn stuck between my boobs. No one said a word at JJ’s. Low cut shirt, so very noticeable. Humiliated.

[michaela rae @miccraee]

First @orangetheory class today. Loved it. Get why people are addicted. No idea if I’ll be able to walk tomorrow though ???

[michaela rae @miccraee]

I’m so upset. Lived in AK for 23 years & then come back to Anc for less than 24 hours & I SWEAR my future hubs was at Dowling Kaladi’s today. I could feel it in his energy. Where was he when I lived here. Cannot believe I’m leaving w/out knowing who he is. Tragic 🥺😌🤕

[michaela rae @miccraee]

True adulting is fabric shaving all of your clothes before packing them in your suitcase for vacation

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

Why do we choose to live in cold places when warm ones exist?

[Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro]

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because I’m a decent human being

[michaela rae @miccraee]

Does anyone else get motion sickness from watching vlogs on YouTube? I just watched an apartment tour and now I feel woozy 🥴

[michaela rae @miccraee]

Today marks 367 days since I’ve had a cup of coffee or even eaten anything coffee flavored. I replaced with tea or matcha and stuck to something for an entire year! Should I break my streak with a white chocolate Americano or go for 2 years?

[michaela rae @miccraee]

@Brenicoleee5 @onepeloton They better figure it out so we can ride together when I’m at my dad’s for Christmas! 🥳

[michaela rae @miccraee]

Every time I fly it makes me want to be a flight attendant!!! So bad!

[michaela rae @miccraee]

I randomly just remembered how much feeding my pet fish disgusted me as a child. Flakey, stinky fish food. I always felt like I was crumbling the ashes of a dead animal over my fish bowl. I hope I never have to do that again in my adult life lol

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[michaela rae @miccraee]

Things that trigger my anxiety: 1) parallel parking while a line of cars is waiting behind me and 2) learning the layout of a new grocery store. I almost blacked out today trying to find qtips at WinCo!!!! Stressful.

[Zack Chico @Zack_Chico]

Alaskan girls are some of the toughest young men I’ve ever met in my life.

[michaela rae @miccraee]

@magicmikeak 😂😂😂 relatable