I can’t recount to you the season finale of Game of Thrones but I can tell you how Mickey and Donald saved Daisy’s birthday by rescuing the Coo-Coo Bird #mickeymouseclubhousemarathon#dadlife#fatherhood
Those days when your toddler unexpectedly falls asleep and you don’t know what to do with the extra time you suddenly have. #dadlife#fatherhood#dadthings
Alright @Apple Im giving this 1 more chance despite the fact that I’ve been to your Genius Bar twice already for the same issue. Hopefully they can figure out the “hardware” issue as to why my #iphone is painfully slow since AppleCare basically said my battery is “perfect”.
-Sent in request for a battery anyway. Got an email saying since my phone is discontinued, battery won’t be available till late March-early April.
-Rage quit.
Cliff notes: @Apple is full of shit
-February 1, 2018. Called Apple Care to request battery replacement. Apple Care runs diagnostics. Says phone is fine. Battery is fine. Like brand new. I ask if battery replacement might fix problem. Apple Care says, “it might”.
Story time:
-My #iPhone 6 Plus is as slow as a turtle in a coma since early December. Phone is about 6 months old. Got it brand new through warranty.
-Took phone to Apple twice. @Apple geniuses scratching heads. Couldn’t figure out what’s wrong
Just saw the latest episode of #ExpeditionUnknown with @joshuagates . I don’t know why but seeing 5 grown men giddy with excitement as they dug in the dirt made me smile. I guess it’s true that people will always be kids at heart.
Wife: What was that movie where he was stuck on Mars? Man on Mars? The Man from Mars? Mercury?
Me: the Martian?
Wife: Yes!!
Me: Did you just say Mercury?