michaely 🦀

she/her

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

all the animals depicted in this AI slop are losing habitats and dying due to climate change that AI slop contributes to

[clem @santraluvr]

smoking weed when you have a cat must be so nice like damn I'm high and oh my god hi baby meow meow

[Joscha Bach @Plinz]

Amazon Prime is now inserting ads into full price rental movies? Please go die in a fire

[julia hava @binchcity]

They should make an ozempic that makes you fold your laundry. And don’t say adderall I already tried that

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark

[📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀 @twishitposting]

If you see me driving a truck just know that I'm doing it in a Bella Swan way and not in a fundamentalist conservative way

[ains⋆˚✿ @admirephil]

someone on tiktok looked at the voting demographics and this is a map of if only women voted 😭

[Letty @borntopiss]

I love having “classic thoughts”. Such as “The trees look so beautiful this time of year.” These classic thoughts help me feel more connected to humanity

[Bunny @babybunnyrry]

he was NOT going back to that bakery

[maor ⋆｡˚𑣿 @snacosos]

just fyi if something happened to your abuser after you told your story - it’s not your fault. no matter what happens after you speak up, you’re allowed to tell your story and share what you went through. always.

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

people i haven’t spoken to in months texting me that liam payne died like he was my uncle or something

[michaely 🦀 @michaaeely]

STOP BULLYING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Hey girl, are you eduroam, because we’re completely failing to connect.

[a local @jedwill]

what do you even do in this situation

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

This clown killed two brothers just before their sister's wedding. He destroyed a family because he is a drunk loser who couldn't uber. It fills me with rage.

[Аlex Hobson @AHobsonMedia]

If you’re drunk and need to get home, CALL A FUCKING UBER. Two kids are growing up without a dad, parents have lost two sons, & a sister now has to grieve the loss of her two brothers on her wedding day all because somebody decided to get behind the wheel drunk in 2024. Senseless