Well, the best footballer in the world is Norwegian. I guess that means we need 10,000 birth tourists from Trondheim until we find America's next great soccer star.
I’m thinking we get a trilogy.
Young Washington, General Washington, and President Washington.
Screw it, let’s make movies on all of the young founders and then get a 1776 avengers movie.
In case you’re confused, she decided to go on social media and profanely trash her electric company because they aren’t magic and couldn’t immediately restore her service after a storm.
We are ruled by the worst people.