Michael

[Michael @michael13jc]

that Rio kids shite, done hes best to leave them lot too hahaha

[Michael @michael13jc]

@damdam1 hahahahaha i blame howe hahahah i cant stand him i cant even watch him talk anymore

[Michael @michael13jc]

we cant even beat Brighton to signings, howe has zero pull man sack the bloke

[Michael @michael13jc]

hahahahaha

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨💥 BREAKING | Zadok Yohanna to Brighton - DONE DEAL ✔️

Full agreement reached. €28m fixed fee plus €2m in add-ons. Contract until 2031. All done and sealed. Verbal agreement was already reached as excl. revealed.

The 18 y/o talented winger has chosen Brighton despite interest from several other top clubs.

Announcement expected soon. @SkySportDE 🇳🇬

[Michael @michael13jc]

@loui30974 hes absolutely shocking and every time he has the ball you have heart attack

[Michael @michael13jc]

@ChampRDS @Forbes does he shit

[The Swan @TheSwanPortal]

Death, taxes and Trunds still doing bits on a football pitch.

[Michael @michael13jc]

@SeanDOlfc i think you will find woltemade is in newcastle you retard

[Dominic Scurr @DomScurr]

🚨Nick Pope will be allowed to leave NUFC this summer.

✍️Ewen Jaouen's expected arrival will ease Pope's departure.

🗣️Transfer talks have taken place between NUFC & Ipswich.

💰Pope's contract up in 2027 as the club looks to cash in.

w/ @LiamJKennedy23.

https://t.co/q9YyZw53OU

[Michael @michael13jc]

please

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING - Nick Pope will be allowed to LEAVE #NUFC this summer, as per @DomScurr 👋🏼

Ipswich are in talks to sign the 34-year-old, whose United contract expires next summer. He’s valued at around £5m & his departure will be eased by Ewen Jaouen’s expected arrival. 🇫🇷

[Michael @michael13jc]

food chain

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bayern Munich exploring move to sign Rio Ngumoha. 17yo Liverpool winger primary #FCBayern target for left side & aware of pursuit. No contact yet between clubs. #LFC insist not for sale + plan to strengthen attack rather than weaken @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/mYbWdds6Ip

[Michael @michael13jc]

@damdam1 i hope its just eddie howe who is the problem, and when we eventually get a new manager in we attract players and dont lose out on every signing hahahah

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle sign goalkeeper Ewen Jaouen from Reims for £24m, deal done and here we go!

Contract until June 2030, as Canal Plus reported. Deal in place. #NUFC

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Welcome to Newcastle United, Ewen Joauen!

[Michael @michael13jc]

@UTW_TT aye mate haha fucking mental

[Michael @michael13jc]

@UTW_TT hahahaha hes fucking lost it

[Michael @michael13jc]

@FergiesRightRef @NUFC hes a toon fan you dork, probs hates howe tho as hes shit, stop twerking for our players man

[Michael @michael13jc]

@markgoldbridge unlucky nob head

[Michael @michael13jc]

@NUFC no thanks its fucking lifting