michael woods

Just your average joe, deciding to get on this internet thing - I hear it might take off. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈❄️

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@notMrFarmer @Northern_GenX @RobertJenrick I think they mean people from Lancashire 🤣

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@sophielouisecc Don’t be daft.

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Hey @CllrJamesWG you’ve not posted your recent interview on your page! Being new can only last a certain amount of time. I hope you’ll put yourself forward for a DOGE review as I think the £40k you’ll claim is a real waste of money @reformparty_uk @BBCNews https://t.co/nMhUJZSgNV

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@helloimnicholas Like we’re looking at your arms

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@StevenKelly82

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@Armstro19Graham Enjoy! What did you use to help with the task? A vivid imagination, a happy memory or porn? 😜😜

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@james194zt @ollyaustin007 @Mofoman360 Nope - just showing you how far back it’s been ‘a thing’ but if you want something more contemporary

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@ollyaustin007 @Mofoman360 A bit like this you mean?

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@EllieC_SR Of course she should just have been honest - “I’m sorry but I’ve never really liked you, you’ve always made me feel uncomfortable but I now have a succinct explanation to tell you”.

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@Armstro19Graham Has someone been loosing weight? Looking good

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@PaulSmi78490476 @reformparty_uk No Welsh or Northern Irish flag in you little post babe? Oh and what about the Commonwealth flag on its special day? It’s all a bit of a mess for you isn’t it?

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@darrengrimes But they’re not though are they? @BBCPM had a really full and clear discussion about it. They were really clear about what this could like at a general election perspective. Stop being a drama queen

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@helloimnicholas Sparkle!!!

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@GuidoFawkes @darrengrimes Well done (even though I don’t agree with you). Now get those potholes sorted.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Congratulations! Just think, @reformparty_uk will need a roomy family salon car (rather than the Fiat Uno) to mobilise the parliamentary party.

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@FullVerity @laurahird1 @RishiSunak Are you calling Our Lord a horse?

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@Lord_Talbot64 Unlike your own dear partner who will always be pleased to see you

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@TheNorfolkLion She’s wearing a national costume - nothing more than other cultures do. Calm down

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@MatthewLovesUSA @RupertLowe10 @JoniBallardX It’s just using the language correctly e.g. “as you celebrate Easter” (I don’t celebrate it), “as I understand grammar” (as you appear not to), “as we use Grindr” (self explanatory).

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@Iromg Were you one of the same people having a go at the Princess of Wales for not being visible? Stop with all the trashing of people you know nothing about.