michael hayden

I like turtles!

[michael hayden @michael39907978]

@OfficialJoel4_ Upside-down 56.

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@SashasCastle Stuck in fucking Texas, can't use PornHub! Damn it all!

[michael hayden @michael39907978]

@yourleahh Hi!

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@Glizzyb439433 Hi!

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@lyracr0w0 About that...
How many Smurfs did you have to kill to get that much blue hair dye ?

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@lyracr0w0 While I won't hate on someone for taking advantage of a money-making opportunity, (at least one that doesn't hurt anyone else,) I still think you should have finished university. I feel the same way about pro athletes. Beauty and athletic ability only last so long.

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@sofiabuffgf Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not crazy!

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@Northstar20ss Yeah, but that's because, if you eat a girl's ass, she'll stay w/ him, but, if he shows weakness by expressing feelings, (other than angry, happy, horny, hungry, etc.,) she'll lose interest and dump him.

[michael hayden @michael39907978]

@Northstar20ss Yeah, but that's because a woman will stay with you if you eat her ass, but if you show some weakness and express feelings, (other than angry, horny, hungry, etc.,) she'll lose interest and leave him.

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@LizKatzOfficial Don't know who you are or what you're doing, but as long as you keep bouncing up and down like that, I'll keep watching you.

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@weirdlilguys Alright, that's gotta be catnip and vodka in there. Quit enabling these crippling addictions.

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@cierra_mistt @pepsi @Sprite Is that why Pepsi had to change sierra mist's name to starry?

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@puppiwi Hi

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@babybirdjules Well, it IS a really nice ass.

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@babybirdjules Keeping one woman happy is enough work, I'm too lazy to do the work needed to keep two of them happy.

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@chefmade_92 I see a dog, laying down.

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@LocalBateman She dumb!