Michael

it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. winning is winning

[Michael @Michael6294]

Why do they keep changing the sign

[Dr. Logan Levkoff @LoganLevkoff]

As I sit here in Israel, I have a few things to say:

Fuck Iran.
Fuck Hamas.
Fuck Hezbollah.
Fuck Terrorism.

[Michael @Michael6294]

This year is off to a bad start

[Road & Track @RoadandTrack]

Pro rally driver and Hoonigan founder Ken Block killed in snowmobile accident. https://t.co/bPvgVKggTw

[Michael @Michael6294]

@nflcommish call this game

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Please don’t share the video of the Damar Hamlin play. Share this because we are all Praying for him and his family.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

There is not one single article about @elonmusk or the @twitter email release last night on @nytimes app this morning.

[Michael @Michael6294]

Hello Twitter. I am back

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Michael @Michael6294]

#taycan

[SEMO Theta Xi @ThetaXi_SEMO]

Angry to be back from spring break?? Come to “The Taxi Bash” this Wednesday in-between Kent Library and Academic.
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All proceeds go toward Multiple Sclerosis so hopefully we see you there!
#ThetaXi #FightAgainstMS

[Michael @Michael6294]

@ashlynfrazier_ Have you tried alcohol

[Michael @Michael6294]

It’s a condom idiots

[ErBear @Rica_Bee]

My son just found out that what he has been calling a "handburger" is actually a "hamburger" and he's not happy about it. "Mom, you eat it with your HANDS. And there's not even any ham in it!" Yeah I think I'm with him on this one y'all

[James May @MrJamesMay]

@elonmusk @nico_rosberg You bastard, Musk. I was looking forward to that.

[Michael @Michael6294]

Girls got these shoes called DK boots, they go up to their knees, turns them into drift king

[Michael @Michael6294]

Wealthy people invest first and spend what’s left.

Poor people spend first and invest what’s left.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

Duke Lacrosse = Lie
UVA frat rape = Lie
Covington Kids = Lie
Kavanaugh = Lie
Every Muslim chick howling that someone snagged her headscarf = Lie
Every campus noose = Lie
Jussie Smollett = Lie

Anyone sense a theme?

[Michael @Michael6294]

@BrendanDeTore @jewishhV Bad joke

[Michael @Michael6294]

@BrendanDeTore @jewishhV I did not see a gun

[Michael @Michael6294]

@BrendanDeTore @jewishhV Hate to be the bad guy but, who cares what’s the rings worth if they love each other