Jalen Bumpson

reformed trafficker/snatcher

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

@NjTank99 retract

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

EPSTEIN SPOTTED IN JFK AIRPORT!!! HES ALIVE

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

What to do when a close friend has autism? How should I approach this issue, medically sedate him?

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

@jamalJJjohnson But when I asked my guyzers down in the Big K, they hadn’t had a clue ! Isn’t that something !

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

@Mets its over, its all over before it even started.

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@jamalJJjohnson Can’t forget abt them roller dawgs love me a roller dawg

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

@jamalJJjohnson fog merchant legacy game loading...

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@jamalJJjohnson 6 7 come again?

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

Not my kings😔

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

Adoption's not a bad idea if you're; an immigrant, overweight, alone, too old but still a big Star Wars fan, work at a jewelry kiosk in the mall, and last but certainly not least you work mta.

[🇪🇷🕊️ @BetterCallAlba]

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[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

darth sniffer unlocked

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Thinking of farting in front of all these kids and elderly people, be better

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

snack wrap was pretty good, you outdid your self corporate.

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SEEING

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

been sitting home crushing keyboard dusters and huffing isopropyl alcohol, does this constitute welfare?

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

I don’t do drugs anymore. I just do Mets games and whippets. Same brain damage, less jail time

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

If the Mets were in charge of counter-terrorism, bin Laden would’ve thrown out the first pitch at Citi Field in 2012

[Jalen Bumpson @michael71599407]

The Mets' front office has done more long-term damage to New York morale than Osamas group of jerk offs