Michael Senerius

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

@JRoseDet @FrediThePizzamn You mean your ball got stuck in 6 feet deep of water. Come on now JRose!!!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Grandpa Joe from Willie Wonka pisses me OFF. Bastard couldn’t get out of bed and work to help support their broke ass family but the minute Charlie gets a golden ticket that peckerhead is like a track star running through the chocolate factory. Lazy ass SOB.

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

@SportsCenter @espn #SCTop10

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Corona virus update: I’ve gone into hiding so it doesn’t find me.

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Corona virus update: I am officially donating a 30 rack of Busch Lite to my son Clay, a bottle of Hennessy to my son Devin and my girls Tiffy and Macy both get a bottle of Tito’s vodka. I’m staying strong and hoarding bourbon, cigars and red wine!! I should be good for a year!!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Ok so my kids are kinda freaked out about my Twitter posts. I’m telling you at this point I’m only on my 8th bourbon and I feel like I’m beating this corona virus like it owes me money!!!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

I also play to toilet paper my neighbors houses in case they don’t have the needed 4,302 rolls necessary to make it through this difficult period of diarrhea. #doubleflush.

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Corona virus update for me: I plan to try and stop the corona virus by drinking at least 20 of those bad boys on Saturday whilst smoking numerous cigars!! Wish me luck!! Mom, please send limes!!!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Corona virus update for me: I plan to try and stop the corona virus by drinking at least 20 of those bad boys on Saturday whilst smoking numerous cigars!! Wish me luck!! Mom, please send limes!!!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

By the way she was with us at dinner and laughed her ass off and said “I think that server thinks you are serious!” I said “I AM!!!!” Hahaha. En fuego!!!!!🔥🔥🔥

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

I’m kicking ass on Twitter!! Blocked my ex wife And the kids found out after I called her a crack whore at Eddie Merlots $500 dinner. Poor server thought we were serious til I told her it wasn’t true because it was Meth!!!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

I’m kicking ass on Twitter!! Blocked my ex wife And the kids found out after I called her a crack whore at Eddie Merlots $500 dinner. Poor server thought we were serious til I told her it wasn’t true because it was Meth!!!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Best women’s game I watched ever was winning the conference championship. What a way to go out for the seniors with that memory of being in the top and going out with a win. Loved watching you ladies play. Coaching was incredible also @C0ACHVM__ !!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Jerked off only 80 times today. He must really be sick normally he beats it like 100 times a day. Hope he can get back to normal soon.

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

we sent Tom Hanks a volleyball while he’s in quarantine!

I am his nurse here in Australia and i am taking very good care of him.

He’s jerked off 80 times today and just went 26 kills 3 deaths on Halo

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Nuttin like some mutton!!!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

I’m officially retiring from the NBA now. Can’t go on and keep this body in tip top shape to compete the way I always have which is damn near GOAT status. Thank you everyone for the love and support during my career.

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

@AnnMarieLaFlamm my mornings are ruined!! Sooo sorry and can’t believe it. Better things are bound to come from someone as talented as you.

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Time to switch channels for my morning traffic. Just a damn shame!! Ann Marie you will tear it up somewhere. Give WDIV a call!!!

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

Go Avila women’s basketball!!! What an awesome team/family group of ladies coached by the best in the KCAC!!!

[Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference @kcacsports]

ICYMI: @Avila_Athletics are a No. 7 seed in the Duer Bracket of the @NAIA Div. II Women's Basketball Championship! They will play @SXUAthletics March 12 at 12 p.m. #KCACwbb

@sportsinkansas @KansasPregame @KansasSportsNet @OklaSports_Joey

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

@DragonflyJonez Holy shit. She just grabbed that bitch.

[Michael Senerius @michael_6948]

@C0ACHVM__ GREAT win!!! Go Eagles!!! Tourney bound!!!!