Michael Smyth

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

There might not be anyone I hate more in sports than Alex caravan

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

Nothing worse than trying to figure out that hairnet sheet for your bed

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

Yankees vs Redsox is the superbowl of fake fans coming out of the woodworks and pretending they care about baseball

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

@b_hyland38 We act like Pete isn’t playing out of his mind right now protecting him

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

Completely forgot to tell everyone I saw Sydney Thomas last night. Wow. Was almost better than seeing the pandas. #expand

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

Don’t blame him

[Esteban “Nonverbal” Devers @EstebanDevers]

If u think Kendrick is better than Drake you’re just poor.

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

Kendrick get off the stage. Load up the drac’

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

@THEDUKE______ U shldnt like the eagles dude

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

Johnnie’s are rollin

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

Me when my friends try to force feed me food and water after a rough night out:

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

This dude in front of me on the plane like a beyblade, he just letting these farts rip

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

“I get broads in Atlanta”

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

Top feeling in the world was sitting on my Ipad all day and getting that little green dude his candy in the cut the rope game

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

@tayontayBanks lol

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

I’ve gone from a 3 sneeze kinda a guy to a 2 sneeze kinda guy. Not on purpose, I’m kinda pissed

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

They are big on soccer over here but u can’t tell me this is better than watching prime Josh McCown throw fades to Quincy Enunwa while Bial Powell takes it up the middle for -1 yds

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

Where do hamsters live when they aren’t pets?

[Michael Smyth @michael___smyth]

“I move through London with the eurostep”