michael

myy second favorite civil engineer

[michael @michael__beebe]

Hyping myself up in the mirror before I ask my girlfriend to judge whether or not my sandwalk would be non-rhythmic enough to avoid attracting sandworms if I were to be stranded on the planet Arrakis

[michael @michael__beebe]

Stephen A 🤝 Anton Ego
Critics who find it difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius chef now cooking at Gusteau’s, who is, in their opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France 🐐🗣️

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Stephen A Smith answers who wins in a street fight between Ratatouille and Stuart Little.

“Stuart Little lived in the confines of a nice habit, posh, affluent lifestyle, he ain’t ever had to worry about some cheese. Ratatouille? He had it rough!”

[michael @michael__beebe]

Why didn’t they eat the eye 😭😭 they made him watch 😭😭😭

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Requiem æternam dona eis, Domine

[Taste of Cinema @davidcinema]

What is the most powerful movie performance you've ever seen?

[michael @michael__beebe]

I don’t think ppl fully grasp how impressive this is. Tom Cruise (age 61) has truly achieved the “impossible.” He’s managed to fit a colon, dash, AND comma into a single movie title!!

What a way to “punctuate” his career!

*plz excuse my pun(ctuation mark)s sigh idk sorry ugh

[Mission: Impossible @MissionFilm]

This is the mission you don’t want to miss. Get tickets now for #MissionImpossible – Dead Reckoning Part One and see it only in theatres July 12. https://t.co/Qowms0U3Pv

[michael @michael__beebe]

Quentin Tarantino has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

The 11-mile long IMAX print of #Oppenheimer 🎞️

It weighs ~600 pounds

[michael @michael__beebe]

Iowa heading back to the locker room after one half in So Cal

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Big Ten’s 2024 conference schedule, sources told @ActionNetworkHQ, includes:

Michigan at USC
Ohio State at UCLA
Wisconsin at Michigan
Iowa at USC
UCLA at Michigan
Wisconsin at USC
Nebraska at UCLA
Iowa at Ohio State
USC at Penn State
UCLA at Iowa

[michael @michael__beebe]

???

[CIA @CIA]

CIA's 2023 theme for #Pride Month is WELCO-ME!

Wellness
Equity
LGBTQ+
Community
Openness
ME!

Pride Month is an occasion for all of us at the Agency to pay tribute to the rich history, community, and mission contributions of our LGBTQ+ officers.

#Pride2023

[michael @michael__beebe]

Witness me

[michael @michael__beebe]

#WarBoySummer

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

New York City now has the worst air quality of any city on Earth.

If exposed to the current air quality in NYC for 24 hours, it would be equivalent to smoking about 6 cigarettes.

[michael @michael__beebe]

😈⏰

[michael @michael__beebe]

Oh u think I’m not privy to pop culture? I’ve visited the Coca Cola museum in Atlanta buddy. Drank Coke varieties from countries you’ve never even heard of. What else you got, haters

[michael @michael__beebe]

Atlas carried the world but this lady can only Kari a Lake

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: @KariLake has officially won the Republican nomination for Governor in Arizona.

[michael @michael__beebe]

Cinema hasn’t been the same since Shark Week 2013’s “Megalodon: Monster Shark Lives”

[michael @michael__beebe]

Call him Big O cuz he’s the Oscar Robertson of time complexities

[michael @michael__beebe]

MeN aNd WoMeN cAnT jUsT bE fRiEnDs

Okay.. then explain these two:

[michael @michael__beebe]

The bachelor guy really does look like a combination of every nfl quarterback

[michael @michael__beebe]

@gregix9 greg ix ☑️ 100%

[michael @michael__beebe]

Can you explain this gap in ur resume? I WAS A JUROR IN A VERY CONTENTIOUS CASE WITH 11 OTHER ANGRY MEN AND IT JUST TOOK A WHILE OKAY