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[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.

Here's a helpful guide I put together:

"Let me check with my team" = No

"Possibly" = No

"On my roadmap" = Not happening

"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year

"Disagree and commit" = I hate you

"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life

"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly

"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly

"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again

"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again

"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying

"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion

"Open up the kimono" = HR violation

"We use AI" = We don't use AI

"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning

"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Spence hits, Elly hauls.

#VoteReds ⭐ https://t.co/HKf2mrrBht

[michael gold @michael__gold]

Yessir big E

[Elijah Tomlin @tomlin_elijah]

Thank GOD for another opportunity to play this game!🙏🏾 Only up from here🐻

I will be attending Missouri State University for my last years of eligibility #BEARUP #OutHitOutHustle

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Elly De La Cruz's first big league hit came off the bat at 112 mph...

Congrats, @ellylacocoa18‼️

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Get ready, Cincinnati, a future superstar is coming your way.

[Nicole Lynn @AgentNicoleLynn]

I’m so grateful that I get to have a front row seat to experience the journey of @JalenHurts. This is just the beginning. Your name will be cemented in history for years to come. #WeDidIt

[Quinton Browder @lilq_45]

I am excited & grateful to announce that I will be continuing my athletic career & pursuing my Masters at
Bridgewater State University!!!

#bearcountry #BSUbears
#TheCaveBSU

[michael gold @michael__gold]

This is assault 💀

[michael gold @michael__gold]

People gonna take 📝 of fields next year

[DaWindyCity Productions @dwcprodz]

Justin Fields Mini Movie ᴴᴰ - "SUPERHERO"

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Thanks to USC, even if TCU loses tomorrow, the Frogs are now in the playoff.

But if TCU wins… Max Duggan now has the inside track to the #HE15MAN.

All Glory to the Hypnotoad.

[Quinton Browder @lilq_45]

Official in the transfer portal!!!

5’11 215 Linebacker

Graduate Transfer, 3 years of eligibility

NCAA ID: 1712993268

Thank you to all my teammates & coaches for the love and support.

https://t.co/632S0qJuWK

[Elijah Tomlin @tomlin_elijah]

Officially in the transfer portal!

[Fanatics Sportsbook @FanaticsBook]

Russell Wilson and Matt Ryan have arrived in Denver

[michael gold @michael__gold]

Just trying to live out my hooping dreams 😤

[A-Train @A_TrainRagas]

This is @michael__gold MyPlayer…😐

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This was called roughing the passer. The worst call in CFB history. https://t.co/b59CWgPcU0

[Mark Jackson’s Burner @casualtakeking]

They tryna tell us this guy is 3rd team all nba worthy with all due respect

[OBU Football @OBU_Football]

First pics in the new colors 👀

Go earn that spot Preston!

[michael gold @michael__gold]

More like the whole hall heard it 🙄

[ruebenii @ruebenii5star]

@A_TrainRagas Just a couple times was making sure you were up

[HYPEBEARS @hypebearsclub]

Who wants a #HypeBears NFT? We're gonna reward one of our holders with an air drop. Reply with your wallet and RT to win🔥

[michael gold @michael__gold]

@hypebearsclub 0x28C60b2ea3e28C40d2204d3DEf40d0F187dDc0B8