new tinder idea: upload all my photos upside down so girls turn their phone to look at them, obviously realise am ugly and swipe left but of course that's now actually right bing bang boom match
the internet told me to drink a shit ton of water for my health so i just drank 13 bottles of 16oz in 4 hours and not only have i peed 23 times i also just puked straight water so fuck the internet where’s my juul