Michael Beatham

Live the dream

[Michael Beatham @michael_beatham]

Can die happy after seeing @TheLathums cover one of the best songs of all time @johnpowerla @castofficial

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

One fan paid for in-flight WiFi just to watch Argentina vs Egypt… and somehow turned the entire cabin into a 187-person watch party. ✈️📺⚽️

Football has a way of bringing complete strangers together, even at 30,000 feet.

[joey  @imjohey]

got him with the oldest trick in the book

we are so back

[Barto @_barto1]

Just seen the best stat of the World Cup. That 5 of the top 8 ranked teams going into the World Cup have made it to the last 8, and the 3 who didnt are managed by Ex Everton managers. Fucking cursed we are

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Jude Bellingham: born relatively near The Hawthorns. Makes u think

[becca @beccaisnotokay]

the cinematographer posted the uncut clip of them arriving in cardiff and watching them look so nervous knowing how beautifully everything turned out is making me emotional 🥹

[Mike Doyle @mikedoyley]

Monday
02:00 BST

[Dan EFC @dantrublu]

Everton Right Backs since 2000:

• Tony Hibbert: Academy (£0)
• Abel Xavier: £1.5m (1999/00s)
• Séamus Coleman: £60k (2009) –
• Jonjoe Kenny: Academy (£0)
• Djibril Sidibé: Monaco, Loan (2019)
• Nathan Patterson: £11m(2022)
• Ashley Young: Free (2023)

#everton

[Evertonian. @TheEvertonian78]

We sold Frances starting left back for Mykolenko

[The Cheap Thrills @TheCheapThrills]

our second single ‘run’ from the debut album ‘keep cheap’ will be available this Friday. Check back at 6pm tonight for a first listen 🏃‍♂️ presave https://t.co/8pZYUePtI8

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

Kylian Mbappé superando el récord de Messi

Messi superando un nuevo récord ese mismo día

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

world cup matches 4 seconds before a hydration break starts

[Del @TheCartelDel]

Hello @PlayStation @KoeiTecmoUS
I need to contact someone about a Dynasty Warriors spin off idea I have. Please answer.

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

My parents went on holiday to Cape Verde last year. My old man befriended a barman who told him they’d qualify & gave him a shirt. He’s been acting like he’d seen Arctic Monkeys before the first album about them ever since.. and fair play, I should’ve actually believed the hype!

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

You may be asking yourself, is that the same Enner Valencia who faked an injury to be driven away on a medical cart while cops chased him over missed child support payments?

Yes it is.

[Don @Donwillioni]

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’

I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton

#worldcup

[cesitar❤️🤍🇪🇸 @cesaar25__]

*Mete gol Mexico*

El jodido árbitro:

[Flo Lloyd-Hughes @FloydTweet]

A guy has turned up to the pub in Williamsburg with his Panini swaps all sorted in a special folder 🥹🥹