Michael Bowley

Comedian, hoarder & co-host of The Gist on Triple M

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

QANTAS:
Quit, Alan? No. Terminate All Staff!

#Qantas #4corners #AlanJoyce
@4corners @Qantas

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@markjaytee Perhaps therapists should offer a free pint or t-shirt if you finish your entire problem in under an hour

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@JacobJackman500 Wow you've heard the tape then

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@JacobJackman500 You'll like mine though.
Got an old-style microphone against a red curtain backdrop, and the text box is surrounded by light bulbs.

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@AlexanderDowner You are an abscess in the groin of society.

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@ljayes Definitely a pizza shop worker in Adelaide

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@lehmo23 Waterworld 2 is going to be rad

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

If Twitter can slap a warning on Trump's tweets they can turn off the retweet button on them. If you know it's false, why do you continue to allow it to be shared?

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

Nobody likes a sneak.
#coronavirus #covid19 #adelaide #southaustralia #salockdown #adelaidelockdown

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

UPDATE: Scott Morrison has been defined as a non-essential service

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@marshall_steven Please follow this leadership decision

[ABC News @abcnews]

#BREAKING: The WA Government has frozen all household fees and charges including electricity, water, public transport fares and motor vehicle charges.

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

Accept the things you cannot change.
#covid19australia #covid19 #coronavirus

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@RealMarkLatham Crawl back under your rock, you irrelevant crapsack.

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@danwinter1690 @CroissantPig If you're only eating foods with a 30+ day shelf life then i would hate to see your bowel movements.

Probably won't be needing toilet paper more than twice a week.

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

Going viral with my response to people's response to a virus.

[Nick L. @CroissantPig]

Some awesome member of the public put this sign up a grocery store here in Adelaide, South Australia 😂😂 #coronavirus #toiletpaperwars #ToiletPaperApocalypse

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

60 minutes helping to spread panic and fear quicker than any virus

[Wayne @waynewhatford]

@60Mins Absolute garbage 'reporting'. One sided sensationalism replete with inexcusable scary horror movie soundtrack. Just call yourselves 'A Current Affair Nightime Edition' and be done with it already.

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@indica2007 @_West_Sydney_ Can you pack my bong?
"No, not 1 pack"

[Michael Bowley @michael_bowley]

@lehmo23 Washing his hands ok.
Washing his balls not ok.