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[michael branson @michael_branson]

@JosephArroy0 Terrible take

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@DannyBKelly Texted the exact same thing to my group text 😆

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@StatsOnFire 3 pts makes it a two score game with Maher 😊

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@BarredinDC @dhlips @ANXOcider / Brightwood Pizza The Islander

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

@arthur_affect but NEVER actually has the money with him

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@latinsuperstar @straussanator 🤯

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@latinsuperstar @tlrd Joseph!

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@latinsuperstar @ING BOOOOOOOOOO

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@latinsuperstar It means you’re tweeting about me w/o @ing me, usually because you’re being mean.

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@latinsuperstar Are you subtweeting me, Joseph?

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@latinsuperstar No! Come to the dark side, Joseph. #MayorPete4Life

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@DanPaepke So good!

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@latinsuperstar Joseph—That’s bad. Even I know Tame Impala. :)

[michael branson @michael_branson]

@Homebrewchef

[Danielle Branson @daniellegriswol]

Ready to celebrate Hans & Malissa! #whosthevoss @ Brookfield Suites Hotel & Convention Center https://t.co/SEqWsPz5mr

[michael branson @michael_branson]

#whosthevoss #allhailthebungqueen

[michael branson @michael_branson]

I joined the lottery to see @FunHomeMusical for $35 tickets on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/E3MJFtTspj

[ANXO @ANXOcider]

Back for week two @CraneAndTurtle (so are the English peas & poached egg). Call 202-810-ANXO from 12-3 to reserve!

[Urban Institute @urbaninstitute]

From @PewStates' @jgrovum: Could states afford jobless benefits if another recession hits? http://t.co/DPpHDWcnSj

[Mike Tanier @MikeTanier]

The #cowboys defense did not show up on that drive. Oh no, wait, that's them...