Michael Burro

Part-time doomer, full-time donkey. Predicted the 2008 housing crash while blasting Nu Metal in one eye and staring into the abyss with the other.

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

@sungleeiq @grok you're so gay @grok Explain me why he's so gay. Thank you.

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Cuando publican la foto perfecta para poder hacer el meme del día. #NicolasMaduro #DonaldTrump

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

@MartinShkreli @NYCMayorsOffice @GovKathyHochul No fuck you @MartinShkreli . You said you were going to turn Muslim... if... . Do it - and start loving him.

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

@jacqueskahn

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

#FreeMaduro - sorry - I meant #freeVenezuela and their small business owners - from Maduro - and socialism.

And human stupidity. The last one being the most difficult and the one American/worldwide schools attack the less.

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

Merry Christmas to everyone! 🎄 Happy New Year, Happy Hanukkah 🕎, and everything in between. Happy Happy Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw Hindenburg! 🎉 #MerryChristmas #HappyNewYear #HappyHanukkah #HappyHolidays #FestiveSeason #HolidayCheer #HeeHawHindenburg

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

4/ I could keep writing a 4th- but I don't do these as a charity for my non-clients. I will keep it fun, short, and mysterious.

Last thing to say - this one of my high-conviction trades. And I had researched more than 1 fraud - and many to come in the calendar ahead.

Shorts = $

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

1/ I had reassessed my position on $CAPR. Compared it with similar industry name, zombie pharma names, on a historical analysis basis.

Read 2/ below in comments:

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

3/ $CAPR FDA approval will mean little.

This is still one of the greatest short opportunities the market offers. If not in the short term - is made to print long-term.

If you can tolerate hold another squeeze and don't oversize like stupid @MartinShkreli -you will capture alpha

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

RIP $RILY a pleasure doing business with you.

Maybe my sub-4 thesis will print today.

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

Had to wait till the fadeout. $RILY had me wondering all morning who were the retards absorbing all this SELL

And I found the answer. It's incredible that some big funds gamble buying companies this bad.

$RILY is trash. Doesn't matter how much I try people will hardly accept it

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

$RILY dealers just puked 1.18M hedge shares into the 4PM cross. Calls expire worthless, gamma gone, float tiny. Monday 9:30 open, potentially, sub-$4.

Hee-haw, hee-haw Hindenburg. I don't know who's more donkey, me, or the bag holders of this.

Do yourself a favor and sell now🫏

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

$RILY dealers just puked 1.18M hedge shares into the 4PM cross. Calls expire worthless, gamma gone, float tiny. Monday 9:30 open, potentially, sub-$4.

Hee-haw, hee-haw Hindenburg. I don't know who's more donkey, me, or the bag holders of this.

Do yourself a favor and sell now🫏

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

Seems no need to wait that long. R.I.P. $RILY - the only thing I was wondering is if I should had shorted it higher.

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

This Friday those Dec options will expire worthless. Jane Street or some market maker made free money out of you $RILY bag holders >>> They dump their shares/hedge >>>$RILY R.I.P.

Roll it out another week- but this is another BYND catastrophe. $RILY even worst company than $BYND

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

This Friday those Dec options will expire worthless. Jane Street or some market maker made free money out of you $RILY bag holders >>> They dump their shares/hedge >>>$RILY R.I.P.

Roll it out another week- but this is another BYND catastrophe. $RILY even worst company than $BYND

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

I'm short $BBAI >> In our view, another bloated AI bubble baby with no moat, no real edge, fed by Uncle Sam contract welfare + dilution. Going up while margins compress and profitability circles the toilet bowl — supported by retail ret. who buy anything with "AI" on its name. 🫏

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

I'm short $RILY - A distressed company which clown traders use to pump- due to temporal earnings report which will fade next quarter.
Retail retards confuse this with a turnaround - same as with $BYND.
Upside could continue because of hedging and options, but the company is 🗑️📉

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

Covering my short options on $BYND for $0.01 - $0.02

I will buy a nice steak with the cash I made shorting Beyond Meat.

Such a clean trade. Rare set up though.

Going bankrupt. Down to cents. Then up.

I will buy some donkey food from them so they recover, if they start selling

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

$AVXL "Negative opinion for one medicine
The committee recommended not granting a marketing authorisation for Blarcamesine Anavex (blarcamesine), a medicine intended for the treatment of Alzheimer’s disease. The CHMP concluded that the main study failed..." Hee-Haw Hee-Haw. Short

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

We started a short position on $BYND. Weeks ago, during price spikes. The probability that this company will recover price significantly in the following months, or even years, is close to 0. Maybe it will end up going to bankruptcy once again? I find it to be a perfect short