Michael Butane

I’m Michael Butane, that’s my stage name, it was that or #TrollTrain but these are two different jobs. All aboard! Choo Choo!

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

Fuck @elonmusk too, I barely liked Twitter, and now he made it super lame. Fuck you guys. I hope you’re just perusing and you happen across this tweet and that you’re fuckin cursed with a shit week

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

Hey don’t switch to @Mintmobile it will cause you nothing but trouble and then they’ll make it a hassle to switch back to another carrier. I tried so hard to like it too.

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@MintMobileCares I seriously regret having switched to your service. It’s been nothing but a hassle the entire time, and now I just want to leave and go back to @MyStraightTalk but can’t unless I spend $80 for the 3 months of service just so I can port my number back over….

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@jk_rowling Not related but I used this pickup line on a chick “damn girl are you an animagus cause all I’m seeing is a fox” and she didn’t appreciate it. I need some validation for my good work here.

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@jk_rowling I tried using this pickup line on a chick and she didn’t appreciate it: “Damn girl, are you an animagus? Cause all I’m seeing is a Fox.” I’m pretty proud of it…definitely expected more of a reaction.

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@CashApp That sounds like Plants vs Zombies, zombies eating the plants lol $MichaelButane

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@CashApp $MichaelButane #CashAppFriday

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@Skittles You guys need a mascot! @mmschocolate has literal M&M’s, Planter’s has @MrPeanut, the @Michelin has the Michelin Man! All these great places have mascots, and I have the best idea for @Skittles

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@SantaDecides Khaleesi is the most precious girl

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@CryptoNewsUpd8s $MichaelButane for boffum lol

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@chakidbest29 $MichaelButane for cashapp and PayPal, ya boy is hongry lmao

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@Cobratate $MichaelButane is my cashapp, send me some money and let me join your entourage since you’re bored, I’m entertaining asf my dude lmao XD

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@chakidbest29 $MichaelButane cause ya boy is hongry 😂

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@CashApp Cocaine because who doesn’t love making memories with friends in bathrooms $MichaelButane

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@CashApp @MichaelButane because I am about to be homeless, im hongry, I’ve got zero luck, and I ain’t ever won anything in my life 😭 so I #followcashapp and dog bless

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@LilNasX @CashApp Yoooooo Bless me with some of them monies! $MichaelButane and all about that #CashApp13plus lol help ya boy DoorDash a burger

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@LilNasX @CashApp Yoooo my cashtag is $MichaelButane bless me with some of them monies lmao ya boy is broke #CashApp13plus

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@CashApp $MichaelButane I’m tryna DoorDash a peanut butter milkshake! 😂

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@nixxi583 Idk why they’re still making episodes lmao it turned into a terrible soap opera by season 3. And now if I hear a dog dies in it then they can fuck right off 😂

[Michael Butane @michael_butane]

@ImKimNVu $MichaelButane lol Ima broke ass