Michael Drew

Duke, sports, wine

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood I told you that the Voodoo Magic was a bad idea.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood First one you completely forgot? What about that 8 day marriage to the cotton candy heiress? After awhile, the pink tongue and sticky fingers weren’t just a reflection on your lifestyle.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood Billy and Death meet beneath the overpass. They discuss whether a man needs a clean restroom in the afterlife and the miracle of beaver nuggets.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood Oddly enough, I suspect Cormac McCarthy would appreciate the use of Cities of the Plain as a way to explain Buc-ee’s.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood Those aren’t oysters. They just haven’t steamed the carpets since the last time that floor flooded.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood Don’t you mean some MORE giant bras?

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood Step 1: buy the building
Step 2: ????
Step 3: profit

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

There’s a rumor that @ClueHeywood is handing out the trophy for the Rate Bowl. And the trophy is getting kicked in the nuts by @ClueHeywood for playing in the Rate Bowl.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

Is it true that @ClueHeywood is going to receive the First Annual FIFA Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood Now imagine them doing that drive having bet over 49.5 points for the game.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood Funny how? Like a clown? Do the Jets amuse you?

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood @stephen_richer @TailgateTulane @GreenWaveFB @goTULANEt @JJGREENWAVE @GreenWaveMan @quickpitches32 @skylarensign Only if we’re doing it together. I can’t drink that much free beer alone.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood Uptown T thought you could handle it.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood I mean, it was awesome. Go birds!

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@SheaSerrano Ranking Big Trouble first is the ultimate “ball knower” move.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood [Taps foot impatiently]

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood This would never happen at Pete’s.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood At least you died how you lived — regretting that last dozen oysters.

[Michael Drew @michael_drew]

@ClueHeywood @zigmund_floyd I can attest to both your Falstaffian appetite and the deliciousness of the cobia.