Joe Snyder 👻

just some random person

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

Can't help but notice they are not going after women's smut books

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

I did not have, Trump nukes Russia to avoid revealing the nature of his relationship with Epstein, on my bingo card

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

Western governments saw the collapsing birth rates, and decided that the internet is the cause. The solution, make everything that people want to use, as inconvenient as possible, forcing people to interact IRL again.

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

I was getting a lot of AI slop in my work email, so now I have a rule that deletes all emails with the m dash. Haven't seen an email from corporate communications or HR in months, living in real bliss now

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

I would rather eat a pear of anguish than watch a movie

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

Why is it that I would rather smash my hand with a hammer than watch a movie?

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

I miss color

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

It's Vapo McJuicy for National Poison Prevention Week.

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

Car acquired

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

I remember being young trying to buy a used car off of Craigslist. You would message the person, get a dick pic, arrange a public meeting place to buy said car. Get jumped, and finally get that sweet new ride, only later to get pulled over by the cops because the car was stolen

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

So this fell through lol rip

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

Modern cars and trucks just kind of suck

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

Boomers doing everything they can to shit on the next generation

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

All problems of modern society are the fault of the municipal water providers, and their refusal to not use lead

[zack @zack_overflow]

Proton is one of the greatest pieces of software of all time:

>be valve, 2018, enjoy printing money from pc games on steam

>realize microsoft could easily kill you by making gaming on windows a walled garden like the app store

>what to do?

>the greatest heist of all time: steal every game from windows by porting them all to linux

>"it can't be done!" screams anon

>"it can, anon. we're going to upgrade wine. reimplement the DirectX API and translate it to Vulkan at runtime. same with .NET, everything." says gaben calmly

>"but you'll never get EVERY windows game to run on linux, we can't even get EVERY windows game to run on windows for christ sake!" shouts anon again

>"we don't need to. we just have to get enough, to convince everyone it's going to work."...

>*cassette time skip to 2025*

>proton is amazing. despite translating everything at runtime, it can run AAA games well and sometimes faster than Windows cuz Windows syscalls slow

>pewdiepie switch to linux

>microsoft absolutely seething

>bill gates personally makes emergency call to satya nadella at 3am

>"they did WHAT? how many users did we lose?"

>"about 30% of gamers sir, they keep saying 'linux gaming just works now'"

>valve's masterplan succeeding beyond expectations

>gaben sitting in office made entirely of knives, laughing

>"phase 1 complete, commence phase 2"

[Ghastly 👻 @GhastlyDope]

I haven't streamed in a month, but tomorrow is my birthday so I'm gonna take some time and talk some shit with you guys. Come have a drink with me on
https://t.co/mRHzsRa1gQ

[Joe Snyder 👻 @michael_erat]

@Seantzizl Hell yeah man!