dirty mike

wiz is the second most searched khalifa in my phone

[dirty mike @michael_harren]

This made my day @ConnorPencz

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

CANADA, THE @NBA TITLE IS YOURS! #WeTheNorth

[Dalton Dowson @daltondowson]

Idk who needs to here this but PICK UP YA DAMN FEET when you’re walking

[Kent @k3nttt]

It be a whole shootout in the microwave and the food still be cold

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me after me eat cookie:

[Burger King @BurgerKingUK]

Explains a lot

[dirty mike @michael_harren]

@claymartindale @RyanVanRoestel The loose rooster

[dirty mike @michael_harren]

@derek_thereal This is the Canadian dream

[dirty mike @michael_harren]

@HoosEmma @cappleford777 You heathen

[Dalton Dowson @daltondowson]

Can’t make people love you

[dirty mike @michael_harren]

@HoosEmma They deserve all the days

[dirty mike @michael_harren]

If they drive a Ford Explorer they’re a nark

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Big Al is my new Swag Daddy

[sarah @saraahhtonin]

PSA: YOUR FRIENDS WHO WORK 40+ HOURS A WEEK ARENT AVOIDING YOU, THEYRE JUST TIRED

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Not all guys on Tinder are scumbags who want to have a 1 night stand& never speak to u again. I know plenty of guys who use Tinder who are actually in it for the long run& would like to find someone they can sleep w/ for several weeks, or at least until someone better comes along

[dirty mike @michael_harren]

I wish my friends were my brothers