HBD Sr. Goalie Matty Tully, Tempy, Temperature, Chur, Churdie. This brick wall does 2 things. Watches Nobles in the lounge reminiscing on his goals from hs (Eli also scored) or facedown in ig reels. I am terrible at my job so I apologize for the late post. I’ll be better Ethan.
HBD Fr. A Treyson Stewart. T-Stew might just be the biggest beauty on the roster. Frosted tips, carpet mustache, and plays ball like PComier. Stewy is just a teddy bear and loves chilling fat with his boys. Be careful tho, upset the bear and he’ll obliterate the left corner…
HBD Fr. *06 A Peyton Booth. Boother is known for 2 things. Eating Wings Over or Restringing his stick. The guy is such a lax rat it’s almost concerning. The new Big 50 has been getting that summer body ready for Cville this summer. Watch out ladies #CT#KevinBooth
HBD Fr. Fogo Eli Friedman. The Gerbil has been a great addition to the locker room this year. When he’s not running on his wheel or drinking from his upside water bottle, he’s out side-questing somewhere w Goldy. Love the guy cus he will always laugh at your jokes. You the man 23
Better late than never. Happy birthday Sr. FO/M Jack Cascadden. The big man from Garden City used to hit the A-gap for the Trojans before he began pinching and popping. Big 20 resides on the third floor of Oak and poor 9ner feels his wrath. Stay of the tracks Billy. Love ua Big T
HBD So. FO/M Michael Melkonian. Melk is hands down the most handsome guy on the team and it’s not even close. Just a guys guy who is incredibly chill. I heard he can also bench press a mountain. Did I mention how good looking he is? Anyways, enjoy the day 25 you earned it legend!
HBD Fr SSDM/D Blake Casscadden. Little 20 is quite the character. 1 rep bench maxes and 3 refuels sums this guy up. 19 lives for contact in between the lines and always has those elbows slid far up the bicep. Keep mewing and bagging fries Blake! #theisland#baker
HBD Sr. D Brendan Staub. Bren is as corporate as it gets. Golf, Dcf, Vests, Cashmere and Lax. You can recall his last gig as Pres. Jonny Worthington of RØR 3s will take your best attackman and send him to Castle Black. Guys gonna be an absolute missile at the Jeffsho buddy #dyson
HBD So. M Luke Robinson. This Lefty is the least Canadian Canadian I know. Had a pretty good summer taking the Gold from us with his tiktok hair. All in all 8 is a speedy dodger with a nice stroke and we love him. Sorry for the delayed post Bombaclat. #USA#JackHughes
HBD Fr M Brian Box. Brox (Brian Box nickname if u didnt get it) is Chox but more handsome. This guy came straight out of Delco getting grimy groundballs and no chicks just how they like it. He’s a fighter on the turf but a lover off the second he steps off. Looking for his Ally!!
HBD Jr. M Jaden Ciappara. Jado is a slithery swift dodger that reminds me of a honey badger. Gritty gbs and a sweet stache #2 just rocks. Scored his first collegiate gino this past weekend and boy was it nice. Pumped to see the northmen cap tear it up this spring. Love you Jado!
HBD Sr. D Eddie Rayhill. Bruiser as he calls himself, is a great human. Hard slap check to the wrist? It was probably 46. Known for his unreal freshman run the people wonder…does Eddie still have it? 4-6 will be a fabulous future lawyer as he got us out of a pickle #freethebarn
HBD Jr. M Jaxon Smart. Also known as Lenny, the guy loves Jesus and speaking in movie quotes. From the far reaches out in the Canadian Tundra, Smarty brings the juice for our locker room. Would always mix up him and Kirst my first few weeks at school for some reason. Love u 52!
HBD Sr. M Brian Luzzi. Best way to describe Brian is as a rainbow sparkling, soft, cuddling, smiling ball of joy and giggles. Luzz usually drives me home and we always have a great time. He also knows how to sting one lefty in the natty #eatthatmcnaney Enjoy the day 2s we love ya
HBD Jr. D Ike Lohnes. What is this guy’s actual name? Ike, Eisenhower, John, The Arrow? Ike represents Dyson the way it should be. Sweatpants and a Skins hoodie. The days of khakis and a polo will soon end. (Bozz) Never conform, Nine Three. Hope you enjoyed the day freak. #JD5
Happy Belated to 2nd Semester Fr. Timmy Piacentini. Uncle Ritz might actually be 34 years old. The goalie from Dirty Jerz has a top 5 physique on the team. Guy loves five guys more than his girlfriend. Gotta stop leaving your wheelchair in the training room old man! #milkbag
HBD Sr. M Anthony Bartolotto. Barts is my ex locker buddy. Best stache on the team and a fein for the spray deodorant. The Italian plumber from suffolk will get you the slimiest ground ball you could find. We love you bart. Enjoy the evening. #12gauge
HBD Sr. M Griffin McGovern. Big Green gets his nickname for the green monster truck he whips around Ithaca. Stop Sign? Only if Big Green says so. He dawns the jersey number 9. He is also is the biggest stakeholder in Motts Apple Juice on the Eastern Seaboard. Love ya 9ner enjoy!
HBD Jr. D George LaCombe. Our guy 6s is probably gonna be serving our country as a Marine after his time in Ithaca. George carries all the traits needed. Military haircut✅ Jeans/boots combo to class ✅and a 38 in. neck ✅ Tread carefully cus Georgie will put you down in the ❤️