just another fucking observer

The Big Easy and the Derby City. Scooters, Stormtroopers, Deadpool. That's me.

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The same folks that be talking shit about #sexworkers be dressing like sex workers during #mardigras.

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@StoneColdJones defending @ZachWilson on national TV is the real deal. Made me a fan of both those guys.

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@Sophia_Nyx Near Dark

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@twitter rebranded as @X and now the state of Louisiana makes me put in my driver's license like its @Pornhub. #Louisiana #neworleans #nola

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So during jazzfest I look at this card and say, thank you Mr Braff, your brother @zachbraff is my favorite director and they say thanks your so sweet. I look the guy up and he's really @zachbraff brother Josh.

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So while waiting tables if a last name looks familiar on the credit card, I'll say something like thank you Mr. Portman, you daughter Natalie is my favorite actress.

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@mayorcantrell The efforts of the current administration is to let the youths kill each other. Much cheaper than any mental health program and ensures there will be plenty of open beds in our joke of a prison system. How did you dumb that down for the rest of the mayors?

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@_sommerVILLE @MLBNetwork @YouTubeTV @fuboTV You don't even like baseball.

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I dont feel like I should have to tell adults this but when dining out, the linen napkin is not for blowing your nose. No one wants to touch that after you leave. #restaurants #globalpandemic #gross #tipyourserver

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@coldwarkids #whatyousay with @Zelladay. It never gets old.

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#help_Iran
#Mehsa_Amini

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Other people are getting these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids all by myself, right?

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It's amazing the number of police I saw on the way home tonight. I'm sure #NOLA will start fixing the roads next and maybe we'll get the 2nd trash day we pay for. This is what happens when the mayor is threatened with a recall. #recalllatoya #recallcantrell #neworleans

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@mayorcantrell is fuckin looney if she thinks she's gonna cancel #MardiGras because they can't get their shit together down at the mayor's office and #NOPD. She's not invited anyway.

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Can @EntergyNOLA please explain to me how the fees on my account are over twice as much as my energy usage amount? While my usage is going down, my bill keeps going up. #InquiringMindsWannaKnow #enjoyyourbonuseswhileyoubreakthepeopleofneworleans

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@channingtatum is my nemesis.

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I decided that Im not gonna make it through this #nfl season without a @demario__davis jersey.

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Next, They Come For Our Friends.

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I feel like @Miles_Teller and @chrishemsworth did #spiderhead as a favor for @netflix just so they could do a good #movie later.

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@seanferrick Thanks for calling moviephone...