Mai Chisamba Show!

Moyo Dhewa, muRozvi mukuru.

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

idk why it stopped recording right before the insane beat switch ☹️😭

it was nothing but good music and sexy niggas fr.

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

for the first time in my life, I went out in Zimbabwe and enjoyed the DJ set.

@tapiwa303 killed it fr 🤞🏾

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

@Chantel16536574 tozokuudzai kana kumhunga kwaita ipwa but zvaizvezvi takabvako and hakuna kana chinhu

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

forever doomed to associate my birthday with my ex cause I only started celebrating it bc of her.

I mean hers is 8 days before mine, it’s easier to remember to celebrate mine after I have remembered hers.

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

happy 1018 day to those that celebrate!

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

happy 1018 day to those that celebrate!

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

@timidar0cka go and beg his fiancé 😭😭😭

[Nancy Njenge 🇿🇼 @nancynjenge]

Y’all were not raised by vendors right ? Damn you so lucky, I saw my mother hustle with the police because she couldn’t pay $5 for a stall. I wouldn’t even type this without thinking about why they are there if they could afford a decent place 🙌

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

😭😭😭😭

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

@emolinammm @spinbackmecca need the call as soon as you step out the salon !

[Leonardo DiCapricorn @SoberPowerTrip]

@ScottieBeam Idc about not being affiliated with anybody. Yall are just lucky I don’t have rhythm

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙮 @toxiklovehoes]

@ayeejuju “sir, the e girl has leaked the dms you sent her”

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

New season, new me 🗓️

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

@Johnpaul_rg ik it ain’t serious but ignorance is so amusing😭

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

I’m always shocked by people who hold views like this considering they have enough mobile data to simply search up what professionals in this field think on the matter & the conclusions reached after centuries of research.

but no, your opinion is what you choose to hold on to.

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

your brain manages to compile 6 seconds of ignorance based on a lifetime of misinformation - can’t lie to me, that’s amusing.

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

and ik it’s not even that deep, it’s just an opinion on marriage 😭

I’m just really amused by ignorance in motion. Like think about it, doesn’t it fascinate you that all the information a person has ever consumed creates this one particular moment of ignorance in motion?

[𝕸𝖗 𝕱𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 ⁽ˢᵒʳᵗ ᵒᶠ⁾ @andrethegafa]

Like you don't even need to agree on identity politics. Just be a human being and help find someone who's missing, that's it

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

@nia_ngi she a witch, I’m a wizard - we go together

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

i don’t think y’all get it, Shona is the language for lovers

[William @WillWrite_]

No matter how cool you get… You will never be “smoking tear gas while overthrowing the government in your pajamas” cool.

[Mai Chisamba Show! @michael_pliz]

@Zvoutete14 This is so real😭😭