Michael Steffy

Professional cyberbully

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@angrysuki I don't have to imagine it.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@Az_Cotic @SaffronOlive You don't know what MSRP stands for, do you?

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@realsav3sus @lettoize @lpol2003 @thesammiisofar @GoldenPhiliRoll What? With a slightly snide tone? That's how everyone's talked about their family since caveman times.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@viridiviolaceus @nocontentacc @RaceplayShawty That's like literally the plot of the series.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@MrDogoDude @JustinMarion8 @InfiniTokens If infinitokens are ingrained in magic culture (they're not), then Wotc launching an official product won't have any effect on their sales.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@DahliaWest13 @sethsfilmreview Yeah except this wasn't a superfluous waste of 20 minutes that doesn't advance the plot or characters at all.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@ZackF_Odom @courtneys653 So why wouldn't they still want it? All the cooking systems are full? Lol

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@KoulamVGC @OldMageMTG @Rian_Lee5677 @SaffronOlive @sumokirby And when he plays the card, what does he say?

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@asdasdf293 @danaroach Is this your first time seeing a magic card?

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@SaffronOlive Wizards will realize that if/when the line graph starts pointing down. If it doesn't, they don't need to realize anything.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@barelyRebecca @andersoneclair https://t.co/oizSYtuozl

Why do so many cards have numbers in the corner for no apparent reason?

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@SaffronOlive @Llachlan @DJandCB @StalwartUrsa Because mtg players love asking bad faith questions like this where a mistake is implied. I know you know this.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@Matt98589226 @tom_shrub @chrislhayes Because he's an incompetent boob, Matt.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@MistahC7 @veno53 @capnyuji @onepiecenetflix You're welcome to your wrong opinion.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@danaroach @CarlosElSalvado Still not seeing the problem. This card fills slightly new design space. They make cards all the time that do something another card does. Why's this one in particular so unnecessary?

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@Chris_Lee_Cal @AriDrennen @GhastlyAndGay No it's the people calling customer service.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@JoshDoss6 @bac0nletuctomat @logansmith86 @VP What was the consequence for not doing it?

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@eddiedavidson @LeviDamien @brooklynmarie @marcorubio @USNavy Really drained every entry in the "book of cliche faux intellectual phrasing" for this post, huh?

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@SaffronOlive I agree with this opinion. Your other is too restrictive.

[Michael Steffy @michael_steffy]

@bendwilliams @jbouie That's what you do when you're looking for a good movie to watch, but haven't decided yet? Interesting process!