Michael

My only skill is giving really good hugs // My song “(Why Don’t I) Hate You” is available EVERYWHERE now :))

[Michael @michael_stolar]

My new life motto

[Michael @michael_stolar]

@jelle_deh OMG I TWEETED THE SAME THING THIS MORNING but no one saw I’m gagged lmao

[Michael @michael_stolar]

god announces double bible old testament and new testament

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Carly Rae Jepsen announces 24-track double album ‘DAY AND NIGHT’

Releasing September 18.

[mikey 🕺✨ @mikeytalks2much]

non-binary barista just yelled “for everyone in line, it’s a 10-15 minute wait” and nobody moved. oh, you know the oat milk latte good….

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

when i’m reading a novel and there’s a really detailed description of a facial expression so i have to stop reading and test drive it

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

G Hannelius on everything that’s been happening lately

“It’s been insane”

[PEPPERS @WHITEH0TPEPPERS]

her lyrics are always so ATE

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the bible:

[homosexual court jester @sweatpantspapi]

need the people confused in the quotes and replies to take in one of the most important texts of our time

[Michael @michael_stolar]

@hourly_shitpost me as fuck wait…

[Michael @michael_stolar]

the way she is locked the fuck in in this video is everything to me like wow…

[tim hell. @itsTimHell]

I love how serious she gets when it’s time to talk about food. She’s so real.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The Ballad of Coconuts and Contexts

[🄰yay ꩜ cuddylicious @DE4DRINGERS]

knee deep in the coconut tree and you think you fell out, is it casual now?

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[Michael @michael_stolar]

@coneskrow I’m

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

that’s that me espresso

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[elijah @EdwardVersaii]

it’s just impossible to explain how much this video changed the trajectory of my life in 2022