Michael Cross

Chauffeur, drummer, tennis player. Also am @CCTA_Tennis.

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

@ThatGuyJeevan Hit up Starbucks for those basics. Maybe even Kingsburg?

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

@ThatGuyJeevan There’s an app for that... https://t.co/0BqpdIgcj3

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

@ThatGuyJeevan Piloting because boat?

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

@limoanywhere App is glitching and not letting us transition to “customer dropped”. Says updating to “keep_state”

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

@mikeherreraTD That’s one of the underrated features of @Spotify. You can play your playlist and add the songs you want to hear first to the queue. It’ll play the songs in your queue and then just play the playlist songs after the queue is empty.

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@mikeherreraTD Did you ever solve your sleep playlist dilemma from episode #293? #latetotheparty #catchingup

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@giantprospectiv @gggiants It all seems a little fringey to me

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

🎶 Check out @Tropidelic's new album "Here in the Heights" >> https://t.co/561E1C1mZY

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There’s nothing quite like a stranger telling you “whoa, you’re a big one!” at 4:00am. I said “uhhh thank you?” #atleastbuymeadrinkfirst #oldwhitepeoplethings

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@ThatGuyJeevan @TrevC57 ?

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Overheard on the courts tonight: “I was muey bueno lista at the zapatos”

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When I submitted my availability for driving I made myself unavailable Monday morning. I couldn’t figure out why so now I’m going to SFO.

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

My boss called me a “male unicorn” yesterday. I feel like it’s sort of weird but I’ll take it as a compliment.

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

I drove to SFO yesterday morning using @waze. When I left I had 5 min to spare. An accident on 101 N added 10 minutes. Then two more accidents adding another 15. I start to panic that I’m late then it sends me another way, arriving 2 minutes early. I thought of this:

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@ThatGuyJeevan I bet!

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

@Boondee007 You should see the car I’m in... 😍😍😍

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

Yes, I’m at Panda Express in a suit and tie alone on Valentine’s Day. I’m working, get over it North West Fresno. #thelooksimgetting They did give me an extra potsticker though! #winning

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*picks up papers to serve* Attorney: this ones going to be difficult, she’ll probably avoid service. *goes to serve* She was outside! 😂

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

Breakfast in bed is overrated, I’m about that dinner in bed life. #TeamNoSleep

[Michael Cross @michael_strings]

In the past week I’ve had two tennis players who are 4.5+ players that tried to guilt me into stringing their racquets faster because it’s their only racquet. What is that? You’ve played for years but only one racquet? That’s just silly!