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[Dan @McCormack_90]

There is no competition. Will never be beaten.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..."
#BBCLauraK

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 Utter yank bullshit.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I once resigned from a job I didn't have."

[G.T @gingerrtom]

When are the 'thank you' emails being sent out then fella? @JeremyClarkson

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Sam @SamCKx]

Rupert Lowe, a 68 year old, privately educated, former investment banker, backed by the world's richest man, is trying to convince you he's not the establishment.

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

How it feels to scroll the timeline after your team wins a premier league

[Jack Himself ⚒️ @jackgambardella]

Ooh look at me, I’m Brentford and I’m gonna help Spurs and ruin the whole country’s fun just so we can qualify for Europe.

Grow up.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

tories 2 milliseconds after defecting to reform

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Extremely rare example of someone actually being too woke

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

And joins Russell Brand on the Turning Point UK tour

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

OH MY WORDDDDDD

KIERAN TIERNEY HAS SENT SCOTLAND TO THE WORLD CUP IN THE LAST MINUTE🤯🤯🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Ben @BenHindley]

24 hours later 🤣🤣🤣 they don’t even understand their own rhetoric hahahaha

[Arron @arron1s]

this is who you’re up against, this is who’s vote counts the same as yours.