Michael D Wortel

Iowa Hawkeye . White Sox Fan . Weird Cat Guy . Husband of Klaleesi . Father of Ouija .

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@LilGille913 @JRFegan Last report said 4-6 weeks from injury date. A PRP injection is mean to accelerate healing.

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@JeffAgrest I just listened to your spot on the @fromthe108 Pod. I have to say, you come across as a jealous gatekeeper when you talk about @JohnSchriffen. Couple that with your narrow-mindedness about Ai, and you just look like a status quo guy who deserves to be left behind.

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@RichQuack @stats_feed Excepted it’s unverified and not necessarily credible

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@things_sox Injuries

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@KenWo4LiFe You like it hot and muggy huh?

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@KenWo4LiFe @palehose05 People really die on their hill when they decide someone is an off the field scumbag… even when they’re cleared by MLB

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@stats_feed Mario Kart 64. 7 Days to Die. Twisted Metal 2

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@T_Investor_ @stats_feed Road Rash 2. Don’t hit Natasha. She won’t be your friend anymore

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@KenWo4LiFe I don’t believe it either. He’s busted and the interpreter is obviously the fall guy. Regardless of how wealthy someone is, there’s no way $4.5 goes totally unnoticed, over multiple large transactions. The real question: how much is he getting paid to take the fall?

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@travisinLB For some gamblers, it’s not about needing to make the money. It’s the competition, adrenaline and compulsion. I’m not saying he did it, but don’t put a rational assumption on something inherently irrational, like gambling.

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@ChiSoxFanMike We don’t know this didn’t make a better offer.

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@aj_pierzynskiFT I was less lucky. Joshua Tree, CA

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@ChuckGarfien So out of touch. That was a 2nd hitter 15 years ago

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@Douglas_Kinsey1 @CodifyBaseball Betts is the Dodgers 2B next year. Sorry but he’s definitely more valuable

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@ChiSoxFanMike This is an immediate function of hiring Boras Corp. He got him that spot

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@MLBDevelops @MLB @RedSox @Cubs @MLBNetwork Wasted it on this group. Most of these kids aren’t even paying attention.

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@NoContextHumans Probably a murder. The pen suggests he’s a lefty, and he’s holding the gun in his right hand. Inconsistent

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@soxmachine_josh I think he signs a pillow deal. If he wants crazy money, he needs to prove last year wasn’t a dead cat bounce.

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@soxmachine_josh Sox probably gave him the clearest path to starting.

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@lncmpltemission The dog 😂😂