Michaela Marie 🌻🌸

[Michaela Marie 🌻🌸 @michaelaMM16]

I'm so blessed with the life I live, my friends and family are nothing but blessings💖

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can’t

[Kurt Lucas, MD (blue check) @KurteL10]

It doesn’t matter your position in the medical “hierarchy,” you dispose of your own sharps when you’re done using them.

[Michaela Marie 🌻🌸 @michaelaMM16]

@braylon125 @Logan_Evans2012

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Dumbfuck of the Day… 🏆

[Michaela Marie 🌻🌸 @michaelaMM16]

@lilshusha @mykenziemo0re 6382637%

[Michaela Marie 🌻🌸 @michaelaMM16]

@qvrgss @Logan_Evans2012 👀👀

[Madi Prewett Troutt @madiprew]

Quit trying to sit at tables that have you on the menu instead of the guest list.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi.

[Michaela Marie 🌻🌸 @michaelaMM16]

@paytonnelisee @Simone_Biles @mykenziemo0re for sure

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

[Michaela Marie 🌻🌸 @michaelaMM16]

@jtrebach @mykenziemo0re

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

do u love getting a refreshing lemon slice in ur drink when ur out at a restaurant? 🍋🥤

nearly 70% of restaurant lemon slices in one study were found to produce microbial growth (with 25 different microbial species being identified)

[BbCakes. @_Qwein_]

parents saying "I know my child" will forever be the funniest joke.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

When folks talk about American spirit they would do well to look towards the mom in Uvalde, TX who left her job, drove 40 mins, was put in cuffs, got out, hopped a fence, knew exactly what classroom her kids were in, measured the distance of gunshots to safely rescue them…

[yelli @yelli_tavarez]

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES

[Kat BSN, RN, CCRN🩺✨ @SaltyLikeSaline]

If you nit pick on what the previous shift couldn’t get done due to a patient being critically ill, you are the absolute worst. Nursing is 24/7. Pick up where they left off. It’s not rocket science.

[ryannpdatsme @ryannpdatsme]

“Someone has to take care of the patients!” Oh you mean the hospital? The hospital who assumed many risks when agreeing to operate as a business that’s sole purpose is providing care to patients in exchange for profit?

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Y’all tryna force people to have kids and have the nerve to have a formula shortage… make it make sense.