Marsh 🍗

WA 🌲➡️ AZ🌵. hi, it’s me I’m in the same car. Probably already had dairy today. #GoSeahawks WSU & ASU Alum. #GoCougs #GoDevils

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

This lady at Olive Garden just asked if they had bottled water.

Ma’am, when you’re here, you’re family. We all drink from the same tap.

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

Dollar Rent A Car thought they were funny trying to put me in this Prius. My girl Marie at SeaTac hooked me up with a Rav-4.

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

I heard that they also don’t have the free chips and salsa reward anymore!

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

But this tweet is so real, as I’m laying in a bed in WA, thinking it’s 3pm with this brightness level.

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

9 p.m. sunsets have arrived!

The sun won’t set before 9 again until July 19.

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

@SouthwestAir - today, at PHX - your gate Agent Rochelle was amazing. She was so accommodating for my long day of travel. She was phenomenal.

Additionally, I receive a thank you letter for my loyalty for business travel to Southwest. Thank you for being amazing!

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

I really want to do a 24 HR read a thon at a hotel. This is quintessential me.

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

Honestly - are we sure today isn’t Saturday?

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

Not to undermine the work real mother’s do…but y’all, supervising as many people as I do, is exhausting. Like one of them found me in the bathroom today to ask me questions. This is what I assume real parents deal with😂

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

The hold @tula skincare has on me and my bank account 🫶

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

Unfortunately the corgi was wrong. Love this team though. 💛💙

[ESPN @espn]

What a run for Steph and the Warriors.

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

Grief is hard. Like I know it’s been a while since my dad passed but I just thought “oh I should give him a call, if my sister doesn’t answer”. I mean I know I can’t but the comfort in the thought is ✨

Miss you daddy, every single day. 🤍

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

People are always so shocked when I tell them I took a year of Horticulture in high school.

While this program is a bit different than it was 20 years ago, it’s still pretty neat to look back and again be thankful for the education I received from the Bellevue School District

[The Seattle Times @seattletimes]

A growing number of Washington students are completing career and technical education course pathways before they graduate from high school. https://t.co/gMAk0HcvJN

[Seattle Times Sports @SeaTimesSports]

FINAL

Kraken 2️⃣
Avalanche 1️⃣ https://t.co/zYXqdJVvO6

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

Y’all you HAVE NOT lived until you hear @tnor23 belt out “Good Morning Baltimore” from the depth of his lungs from the other side of the apartment on a Saturday evening,

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

In todays water aerobics adventures:

•one of the old biddies got a tattoo of a lightning bolt and was called a young whippersnapper
•My tummy was a rumbling (🫠)
•another of the old biddies told the instructor to never play Sexual Healing (it would put her over the edge)

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

The choice of where we went for dinner today was because Landen said “I’ve really been craving ketchup”

@LandenKiser @tnor23

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

The past presents the future.

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

When my sister found out about Jerry Springer passing away:

“He babysat me on my sick days spent at home as a child (him and Bob Barker)”

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

One win away. Let's head back to The Bay.

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

I don’t know an ounce about hockey but this is good, eh?

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

#SEAKRAKEN TAKE A 3-2 SERIES LEAD!!

[Marsh 🍗 @michaela_marsh]

This is me. I am Charles Barkley. Charles Barkley is me…whenever anyone talks.